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cock juggling thunder cunt

a woman who has no self esteem and has to sleep with many many many people in order to feel good about herself, also said cock juggling thunder cunt must be a very disagreable person i.e. bitch.
"see that bitch right there? i heard she slept with five of her girlfriends boyfriends. fucking cock juggling thunder cunt!"
by Behr July 4, 2008
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Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A woman who is completely useless in any way shape or form, to the point that she only annoys the people around her to the point that we need to make up new words to describe her severe stupidity.

Also a person that never does anything right yet thinks they are the only one that does things correctly. These people are usually ugly beyond belief and partially deaf. They also nag at everyone about useless things just to hear their own voice.
Bonita is a Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt. Everything she does at Fortune Bay is wrong, but the manager is too afraid of her thunder cuntness to fire her. Some one needs to hit her with a Bus.

"Hey Jen"
"What?"
"Is Bonnie the Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt working to day?"
"If you call what she does work, then yes."
"Fuck"
"I know"
by Tnays Fayjan June 7, 2009
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Operation Lightning Thunder

the armies of Uganda, the Democratic Republic of the Congo, and southern Sudan launched a joint military offensive against the Lord’s Resistance Army, or LRA.
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A joint military attack on the LRA to nullify their presence in Uganda, Sudan, and the Democratic Republic of the Congo; Operation Lightning Thunder.
by colormetiny May 7, 2012
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Smoke and Thunder

Describes an epic fail of a launch of a new product/website/technology. Usually combined with a hostile reaction from the progenitor when confronted with the failure.
Did you see that website totally alienate the people they were supposed to reach?

Yeah man, they pulled a full Smoke and Thunder.
by dantes443322 May 8, 2012
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Technicolor Brownie thunder

A group sex act where the group goes out to eat, then takes a large dose of Ipecac and ex-lax and copulates in a public place.
Joe- "Have you ever done a technicolor brownie thunder?"
Sue-"No..." *backs away slowly*
by Ninomiya June 1, 2012
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Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

Noun

Generally a slutty female that has more than one sexually active relationships.
Guy 1. My god, I caught her in bed with Liam
Guy 2. Man!, she is such a cock juggling thunder cunt!
by TheHairyGoldfish September 13, 2014
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Comes with the thunder

1)Ends with powerfull and tremendeous boom.

2)in reference to Cum.
Yo.. when i cum.. i comes with the THUNDER!!.
by Djave January 8, 2016
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