turkey muncher

The act of licking the vagina of an obese woman. Often accompanied with the phrase “gobble, gobble”.

That man Geoff is a right turkey muncher.

by HalfPasty June 21, 2018

turkey gizzard

They lose wavy vagina skin hanging down off ones vagina

I pulled down carols pants to descover she had turkey gizzard the size of an Arby's melt.

by Mr.hangdown September 1, 2017

Turkey hole

A tight squeeze or having little room for error.

The quarterback had to throw the ball in the turkey hole in order to complete the pass between the defenders.

by 209 Words of the Moment October 4, 2020

twerky turkey

The act of twerking with your cock and balls out while gobbling. This move is most commonly used as comedic relief for a significant other due to the hilarity of seeing your 'beak' and 'wattle' slapping back and forth.

My girlfriend was having a stressful day until I bust out the twerky turkey on the bed.

by TT21 August 6, 2021

Michigan turkey burger

A Michigan turkey burger is when you take a cup of Hershey's chocolate syrup (specifically Hershey's) and cum into it, mix it, and put the concoction into a s'mores, then you shove the s'mores up the woman's ass and have her push it out, and then you both eat half of it

"yeah, me and my girl tried out the Michigan Turkey burger last night"

by 🟩BPO🟩 November 18, 2025

Mud turkey

A racist tern used for homeless people in the country of Turkey.

Eric: Those darn mud turkeys took my job.
Other Eric: They took my mother.

by Turkey person 82 August 12, 2024

Turkey’s neck

Turkey’s neck is when a man wears a woman's thong but the thong slips to the side of his balls, making them fall out, as to resemble a turkey’s neck

“My thong keeps slipping and giving me an awful Turkey’s neck, but I can blame the boys for wanting to be free.”

by Evansturkey December 14, 2020