Turkey Licker

Someone who licks turkeys

Dude, you're such a Turkey Licker

by Ass Turkey April 03, 2018

catching the crazy turkey

Having sex

They were catching the crazy turkey last night

by Qmandogawesome December 13, 2014

Catching The Crazy Turkey

Gobbling like a turkey during sex

He was catching the crazy turkey from her last night

by WolfenLucifer December 13, 2014

Catching the Crazy Turkey

Sleeping in your significant other's bed & having kinky, messed up sex

"You've been over there catching the crazy turkey with Lindsay again, haven't you?"

by 19Parsons92 December 13, 2014

Catching the Crazy Turkey

To fornicate; to have sex

Michael was catching the crazy turkey with Lindsay in Minecraft Ep. 133.

by tcamack December 13, 2014

catching the crazy turkey

It starts with a turkey...and ends with sex in a bed.

Mogar was catching the crazy turkey last night

by Gold team 16 February 27, 2018

Catching the crazy turkey

Sex that starts with Wild Turkey and is gets too wild to remember. Somewhere in there you kill a chicken.

"You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in her bed." -- Ryan

by MasterFast December 13, 2014