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Short-Haired Porcupine

When a girl's hair down there stratches a clean-shaven guy's face, when he eats her out, the same way a guy's stubble would ussually stratch her part.

Can also be known as an Itchy Beaver, though that also has seperate meanings.
Gah! You're like a short-haired porcupine down there. My face feels like it is being scratched by wire.
by Pronema January 23, 2011
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Frosty Hair Choad

a complete, and utterly disturbed individual. He is a crazy womanizing skank ass bitch who is in complete denial about his sexual orientation. If you would like a better definition, please watch I Love You Man.
"You do not need to be splitting commission with that frosty hair choad"(www.IMDb.com)
by psychgenius April 6, 2010
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Big Boy Hair

When a boy begins puberty and starts developing hair around his face, chest, armpits and more specifically…down there near his 🍆
Mommy! I woke up and went to the bathroom to pee and I saw I have big boy hair now!
by jvincel March 15, 2023
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Hair Covering The Eyes

My personal definition of bangs - Uriel 2017
I don't like saying the word bangs, I rather say hair covering the eyes
by Drhymen September 13, 2017
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Hair Spray Junkies

Noun. Awesome word invented by Nick Meggitt. Someone who uses Hairspray to get 'high' even though you're not getting high your just freezing your brain. It's almost as ghey as meth or heroin.
"Let's go get high by bring hair spray junkies."
by NickMeggitt February 1, 2010
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Grey Hair Army

Old guys that yell at skaters for no reason.
person one: hey wanna skate up the park later today? Person2: no the freaking grey hair army is always there shouting and trying to hit you with their canes
GHA: hey you hoolingans stop riding them there skating boards on the hand rails.
by el paso de longboard August 26, 2012
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Pencil Head Hair

Very short boy hair cut worn by a girl or women.
"Her hair is so short, she looks like a boy," said Sarah, "I know, it's pencil head hair," said Bob.

"I like pencil head hair on my lesbo's" said Karen, "it doesn't get in the way."

She gave-up on being feminine and went with pencil head hair instead, she says its cooler in the summer...
by 2278 March 25, 2019
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