jake

so basically, hes a guy who never has time for study groups and doesn't give cranes ig

A jake will say "what do you mean by study group" "i don't have tome for those"

by N.A and KA and A.S via insta November 03, 2021

Jake

The biggest faggot in the midwest

Jake from Davenport is so gay

by Words and turds October 10, 2019

Jake

Jake is a kind boy how does not understand how awesome he is. He is smart, kind, and caring. If you have a Jake keep him he is usually sporty and loves animals. Jake is secretly kawaii, but he always denies it.

Girl1: he is cute
Girl2: he is my best friend

Girl1: what is his name?
Girl2: Jake

by girl bestie February 24, 2021

Jake

a grumpy dwarf

You're being such a Jake

by babygorlxoxo October 07, 2022

Jake

The biggest simp you will ever meet. He will like a girl then his best friend will like that girl too but the girl likes his best friend. They will start dating then Jake will jump of his top bunk and say “I’m gonna kill myself!”

Jake will never get a gf

by Robby Sheffield February 04, 2020

Jake

Looks like curious George. He’s mega gay and no one likes him.

Wow look at jake, he’s so gay what the fuck

by Shfjebdjee April 09, 2019

Jake

A Jake only owns two kinds of shirts: striped shirts, or shirts relating to french horns. If you are a Jake, you have a kind for beards on teenage boys.

Dude stop being such a Jake you don’t need to stroke every beard you see!

by Oh.its.just.me October 29, 2021