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Parking Lot Hair

Hair done in a parking lot, usually before a dance, cheerleading, colorguard, or any related activity. Done because:
1. Person isn't capable of doing required hair, so someone met at the parking lot will.
2. Couldn't be done at home, so it's done before the dance/show.
Vanessa: My mom couldn't do my hair, so it's all messy.
Hallie: Oh no. My mom did my hair. She's still here. It's okay, we have hairspray. We'll just do some parking lot hair.
by That ginger an amazing shirt. September 22, 2010
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Hair Spray Junkies

Noun. Awesome word invented by Nick Meggitt. Someone who uses Hairspray to get 'high' even though you're not getting high your just freezing your brain. It's almost as ghey as meth or heroin.
"Let's go get high by bring hair spray junkies."
by NickMeggitt February 1, 2010
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Big Boy Hair

When a boy begins puberty and starts developing hair around his face, chest, armpits and more specifically…down there near his 🍆
Mommy! I woke up and went to the bathroom to pee and I saw I have big boy hair now!
by jvincel March 15, 2023
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Gray Haired Murderer

This googly eyes old ass fucker lives in the matsal and has pshycopatic tendency and crazy anger issues. He roams the school around lunch time trying to find his next victim. If someone shows up too early to the lunch he goes mentally insane. First, he screams his lungs out and turns red AS FUCK in the face. He kidnaps them and brutally murders them. This pussy ass later acts proud af after he cried as a little bitch.

Believe it or not , he is actually a cannibal. He loves human flesh and he loves latex suits.
Wait how much is the clock?
11:12
WAIT DONT GO IN THE MATSAL ITS TO EARLY
Too late, the gray haired murderer is coming
by Mr. Dari0002 January 20, 2022
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Hair Covering The Eyes

My personal definition of bangs - Uriel 2017
I don't like saying the word bangs, I rather say hair covering the eyes
by Drhymen September 13, 2017
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Frosty Hair Choad

a complete, and utterly disturbed individual. He is a crazy womanizing skank ass bitch who is in complete denial about his sexual orientation. If you would like a better definition, please watch I Love You Man.
"You do not need to be splitting commission with that frosty hair choad"(www.IMDb.com)
by psychgenius April 6, 2010
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Pencil Head Hair

Very short boy hair cut worn by a girl or women.
"Her hair is so short, she looks like a boy," said Sarah, "I know, it's pencil head hair," said Bob.

"I like pencil head hair on my lesbo's" said Karen, "it doesn't get in the way."

She gave-up on being feminine and went with pencil head hair instead, she says its cooler in the summer...
by 2278 March 25, 2019
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