Due to the sheer size of elephants, Finding a Doorknob in the Dark refers to how they mate. They mount and then just stay there until the males genitalia finds its way in.
Did you see those elephants? It looked like he had no idea where he was supposed to put it.

Yea, like finding a doorknob in the dark.
by Momo J December 18, 2009
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Advance Darkness Time

Advance Darkness Time is a time adjustment typically turning the clock 1 hour backward from standard time or "normal time" instead of advancing clocks by usually 1 hour (ADT) is used to minimize daylight hours by moving an hour of night to morning and so it can reduce the waiting time for sunset and night
Advance Darkness Time turns the sunrise from 5 to 4
by Timetwister August 23, 2021
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darkness

a person on the marshy discord server that is mod
man darkness do be kinda cool doe
by MarshyDictionari December 4, 2020
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Dark Hoppers

TraderGold sent dark hoppers when I was doing an Uberstreak :(
by TraderGold January 13, 2021
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new dark souls

a recently released game that is a bit difficult
dat boi: "Hey, heard of that new game?"
dis boi; "Sure! They call it the new Dark Souls."
by drJunkenstein October 25, 2017
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dark bricks

hard shit coming out of the human body, like really really hard.
in soviet Russia a gopnik was Russian to the bathroom and was shitting dark bricks
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dark side of the moon

The ass hair around one's lower buttocks and buttcrack that is visible to an individual being mooned while looking up from a lower elevation than the mooner. Often times, the dark side of the moon is used from 2rd floor windows or higher in Apartments or Dorms for full effect.
"Hey, is that Kevin down in the street?" "Hell yeah!- He's fixing to see the dark side of the moon!"
by Broojas June 1, 2016
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