Due to the sheer size of elephants, Finding a Doorknob in the Dark refers to how they mate. They mount and then just stay there until the males genitalia finds its way in.
Did you see those elephants? It looked like he had no idea where he was supposed to put it.
Yea, like finding a doorknob in the dark.
Yea, like finding a doorknob in the dark.
by Momo J December 18, 2009

Advance Darkness Time is a time adjustment typically turning the clock 1 hour backward from standard time or "normal time" instead of advancing clocks by usually 1 hour (ADT) is used to minimize daylight hours by moving an hour of night to morning and so it can reduce the waiting time for sunset and night
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by Tex Gonzalez for the memes March 1, 2021

The ass hair around one's lower buttocks and buttcrack that is visible to an individual being mooned while looking up from a lower elevation than the mooner. Often times, the dark side of the moon is used from 2rd floor windows or higher in Apartments or Dorms for full effect.
"Hey, is that Kevin down in the street?" "Hell yeah!- He's fixing to see the dark side of the moon!"
by Broojas June 1, 2016
