by Socrates-esque September 2, 2024
Get the Crush mug.Crush depth: when you have accumulated so much stuff that it begins to interfere with living. (a) It could be clutter, meaning stuff heaped upon stuff with no place to put it. (b) But it doesn't necessarily have to be "clutter." It could be the result of extrapolating the adage "the more you own the more it owns you" to its natural conclusion, stating that your joy of acquisition has turned into to the burden of maintenance / fixing things.
Honey, I can't take another Christmas in this small house. We are at crush depth already--there is nowhere left to put all the kids' junk!
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Get the crush depth mug.by jigawahoodironyclips2003 November 15, 2024
Get the crush that mug.Having a crush on someone but not a big crush you think that their cute but that’s not main crush. If you’re main crush rejects you then your back crush will be your new main crush.
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Get the Crush depression mug.Crushed Milk generally refers to something being good. Its origins are unclear, but it seems to allude to the idea of drinking, or crushing, a bottle of milk while enjoying a piece of media
by ceaselessContempt July 14, 2025
Get the Crushed Milk mug.1. The person you catch unholy feelings for during Vacation Bible School — usually while swearing you’re “not even looking for anything right now.” You lock eyes across the craft table, or during a group worship song, and suddenly you’re imagining a joint testimony at your future wedding. Charming smile, questionable life choices, walking red flag.
2. A short-lived, overly wholesome-yet-chaotic situationship powered by proximity, youth group energy, and an unhealthy amount of soda from the fellowship hall. Ends with him ghosting you like he just got called on a permanent mission trip to another dimension
2. A short-lived, overly wholesome-yet-chaotic situationship powered by proximity, youth group energy, and an unhealthy amount of soda from the fellowship hall. Ends with him ghosting you like he just got called on a permanent mission trip to another dimension
“I told myself I wasn’t dating this summer… then Octavio, my Bible School Crush, asked if I wanted to sit with him during Bible study and now I can’t listen to ‘Our God Is an Awesome God’ without crying.”
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