Bar 5

Bar 5, extending your hand and smacking your significate other
on his/her tight ass as a greeting.
I'm gonna bar 5 my wife when i get home.
by drjemt May 04, 2009
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The after bar

When two individuals attempt sex after attending a bar or club while trying to pull the other from the ground. More likely to cause injury than orgasm
omg! Did you see that couple attempt to do the after bar
by That bottom bitch March 09, 2020
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Dog Blanket Bar

A hipster bar where the dress code is exclusively skinny jeans and check shirts. The shirt must look like it is fashioned from a old dog's blanket.
Guy 1: Dude, fancy a pint in the star of bethnal green after you've dropped the kids off?

Guy 2: Forget that shit hole. Its a dog blanket bar these days! Lets go to the crown instead.
by Spansih Ricky August 27, 2013
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Allahu snack bar

A lyric from the song "Peein' On The French" by Rucka Rucka Ali, made as a joke towards Syrians.
"The Arabs need to get out
Before the place blows up
Let's help the French out
Fill the air with drones
And watch 'em freak out
Syrians are fucking gay
Alalalalalalalala
Allahu snack bar"
by dontevenpostmuch1221 November 14, 2023
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Bar Stool

In gay culture the bar stool is the guy you would not have considered, you dont rate him. He doesn't impress you and you never considered him in any way. Perhaps someone asked if you were attracted to him and the thought had never occurred, you decide he isnt despicable but he definitely isnt attractive.
Oh, errrr, I guess hes less than a 5, he has an Ok personality, errrr, well he isnt ugly. I guess if I'm 60 and I dont want to live alone then errr maybe. I suppose hes the bar stool, definitely the last bar stool.
by KJ BELAFONTE September 08, 2019
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barring my life

you're dick riding - you keep coming for me for no reason
"don't you work at wendy's and have no money??"

"why are you barring my life right now fam"
by ariiii23432 February 03, 2024
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No Deal Bar Crawl

(n.) a failure in friend group politics; when two parties fail to come to an agreement about how a night on the town should play out.

Like in a No Deal Brexit scenario, parties involved in the bar crawl face a severance in relations for the evening, splitting into respective factions. Each must rely on texting outside friends to survive.
Luke wants downtown but Anna says uptown.
Looks like we're headed for a No Deal Bar Crawl.
by nolandc September 12, 2019
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