A sexually active teenage girl who does everything except vaginal sex. Yet she still believes that she's a virgin.
Me: You had a threesome with two guys from the basketball team?
Her: I was taking it at both ends at the same time. It was great.
Me: So you're not a virgin anymore.
Her: No, I'm still a virgin because it didn't go into my vagina.
Me: So I guess that makes you the Anal Virgin Mary?
Her: I was taking it at both ends at the same time. It was great.
Me: So you're not a virgin anymore.
Her: No, I'm still a virgin because it didn't go into my vagina.
Me: So I guess that makes you the Anal Virgin Mary?
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A woman who deeply desires her hymen break, but isn't ready to come to real life terms of it actually happening.
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Jack: Yo dude I just lost my virginity to that cutie I met a star-bucks
Mike: Man I wish I had lost my virginity
Mike: Man I wish I had lost my virginity
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