Toilet Care Package

Toilet paper tossed over a stall wall in a public restroom.

Damn I had to ask for a toilet care package in a bar last night, it was awkward as fuck!

by killman64 September 9, 2016

The Public Toilet

The Public Toilet.

When you perform Anal sex on a women and ejaculated , you leave your cock in her bum and take a piss at the same time you take a shit then put it inside her pussy , making her a human urinal .

The public toilet - I used her like a public toilet , she was full of piss , shit and spunk .

by The Public Toilet November 20, 2018

spoon in the toilet

This is what you do in hopes that there will be a snow day the next day, after you turn your pajamas inside out, this is the sure fire truck to get the snow day.

Bro did you see the weather it's supposed to snow!
Yeah man I've already got the spoon in the toilet!!

by Pbndick March 12, 2017

Cuck toilet

A toilet that is in the same space with sauna.

Do you mind if I use the cuck toilet while you're in the sauna?

by Sanastojeesus May 1, 2025

Skibidi Toilet Rizz song

A new type of brainrot, now it is also spread through songs

Lankybox made this brainrot, THE ULTIMATE BRAINROT.

PROTECT YOUR CHILDREN. DONT LET THEM SEE SKIBIDI TOILET. Its the last hope of the Alpha generation. THE LAST HOPE OF HUMANITY

Skibidi Toilet Rizz song:

Verse 1
I show meat, to make you feel the beat
Skibidi Toilet Garten of Banban rizz
Sigma, rizz
That's a W right there
That’s not, very sigma of you
Brrr skibidi dop dop dop dop dop yes yes
Skibidi dop uh… di
Di, I have no rizz levels
Here in Genshin Impact, I don't touch grass
Yeah, yeah

Verse 2
Guys, what one is your favorite?
Huggy Wuggy, Seek, Scary Blue
Zumbo Sauce, Banban, Nabnab
Um, I forgot his name, the frog dude
And, um, yeah, Snow Sеline, Banbalina
Stinger Flynn, Opila Bird, and Awesomе Huggy Wuggy
This is, uh, me but, I don't like really wanna use it
Um, Blue, and uh, I mean, Kissy Missy, Killy Willy
Um, Choo Choo Charles, right
Boxy Boo but like, not evil
And we have Evil Boxy Boo
We have oink, oink, oink
We have Creepy Green
We have um, Huggy, Huggy, Happy Wuggy
Look at how happy he is
And here we have uh, what the hell?
We have, uh, what the hell?
We have, uh, what the hell?
We have um, we have um, what the hell?
Nobody cares Huggy Wuggy
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by █̷̐̅͂̑̎̽͛̃́̑̓̂̇̊̇̈́̊̄̾͊́͆̊͛͂͘̕͝ April 19, 2024

That’s just how the toilet flushes

How things turn out to be or come to be.

Synonym - that’s how the cookie crumbles

Joe - Why did today have to be the day she left me?!? Why!!!
Me - Man that’s just how the toilet flushes sometimes bro.

by Lucky2213 January 18, 2023

Don't shit in someone else's toilet

A term used for those who plan on going abroad. Don't always assume that the laws over there will be the same as in your home country, they may be different and you could get caught out. It causes terrible anxiety to get arrested or go through a judicial process in another country so be careful. A good example is if you plan on flying a drone in another country. The laws may be different and the foreigners may get more irate over it than those in your own country.

Person 1: I might fly my drone over Paris when I go.
Person 2: French law may be different, be careful. Don't shit in someone else's toilet!

by LordJenal September 2, 2022