urban-nerd-absurd

When you go around in Urban Dictionary posting random nimcompoops like when you are attracted to a girl who has bread crumbs in her hair like when a North Pole of a magnet finds a South Pole of a magnet. Especially you don't know whether you're the North or the South pole. Or if you don't even darn know what a magnet is.

Hitler (spies one of his soldiers are playing on a phone near a time-machine): Whatcha doin'?
Soldier (without looking up from his phone): Playing with urbandictionary and posting about you.
Hitler (surprised there is stuff like phones): It's good! Lemme see. (Hitler snatches the phone.)
Soldier: I'd better scram and run...
Hitler (brings up his bazooka): YOU ARE AN urban-nerd-absurd.
Soldier: But you have to capitilize all the letters in your sentence......
Hitler:DIE!

by DrW8ty February 13, 2021

Damon nerd

Damon is a average nerd with glasses and ugly clothes, but what nobody realises is that he is really a depressed son of a bitch who is strong as fuck and could beat you up.

"hey look at that nerd!" "He must be a Damon nerd or something"

by Why are you even here? March 5, 2020

Fortnite Nerd

Creative warrior who likes to free build instead of playing OG Fortnite for the one month that is will only be available.

Nathan Clements likes to play creative and free build instead of play OG fortnite, he is a Fortnite Nerd.

by Johnson John November 16, 2023

Nerd herd

A large group of nerds or pokemon fans playing pokemon go. A ready made raid party.

We were rolling 9 deep in a nerd herd filling raid parties for lone nerds like make a wish.

by Montani76 September 7, 2017

bug nerd

Obsession / love for finding bugs, identifying them, learning about them, drawing them, and being overall interested in them.

“You’re a bug nerd!”

by BugN3rd July 6, 2022

Nerd

One take a mythology class

Who what a nerd.

by Mcgmb November 16, 2018

Nerd

gets no bitches on his dick.

“That nerd is a fucking loser.”

by ndnndbdvdv October 7, 2021