dump stump

The toilet.

"Dude, I gotta jump on my dump stump and squeeze one out"

by The frankenloaf October 14, 2013

Administratively Dumped

You just stop asking a girl out on dates and hope she gets the message. Akin to being "Administratively Terminated" where a job fires you, but doesn't bother to tell you.

John; "Did you finally dump Kellie?"
Larry; "No, I just stopped asking her out on dates."
John; "ah, Administratively Dumped."

by Edward C. Microwagious IV May 14, 2018

Bun-dump

When someone stuffs an entire honey-bun in their va*ina or a**hole and then sh*ts it into the shower drain.

“Hey babe, you trynna bun-dump tonight after we get nasty.”

by Alfredo cheesecake February 16, 2022

Dump Lord

The man/women/demon that always manages to obliterate all porcelain devices he/she/they lay eyes on.

Bruh, the dump lords at it again. This is just depressing

by Texasboontampa April 3, 2020

cheetoh dump

When your turds fly out of you ass with such velocity that they curl around your sphincter and break off, creating a bowl full of small brown cheetoh-like turds.

"I just took a cheetoh dump, the toilet was full of brown curls!"

by TylerR55 June 16, 2024

BEER DUMPING

BEER DUMPING - The act of "accidentally" dumping a beer on a female with the sole purpose of cleaning it up and seeming like the hero.

Joe: How did you guys meet?

Me: Classic Beer Dumping. I had Jon pour a beer all over this girl, I think her name may have been Kiki. I then swooped in with napkins and was seen as a complete gentleman. I was then rewarded with the ability to grind on her to various top 40 jams.

Joe: Flawless. One of my favorite moves.

by workseverytime February 13, 2012

dump machine

a dump machine is a term that describes the action of going to the toilet. in certain circumstances people often use this word to describe cooking up fucking dumps =.

hey mate im off to the dump machine.

or hey mate lets cook these dumps using the dump machine.

by gooseballsack December 28, 2020