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International throw short people day 

A day on January 24th where you get to throw anyone under 5'4 without permission
Boy 1: Hey it's January 24th
Boy 2: So
Boy 3: International throw short people day
Boy2: -_-

Fuck short people day

On january first, you get to fuck anybody under the average height for their age and they cant do anything about it
Person 1: Dude, its fuck short people day
Short person: oh hell no
Fuck short people day by Dhhdhshsh December 31, 2020

Left handed people

A form of alternate creature that forms on the opposite side of a mirror and has evolve to copy appearances, usually those of the owner of the mirror. Because of the the reversed environment they form in, they tend to write and use their left hand more dominantly compared to their right.
“Hey I’m hanging out with Dave right now, did you know he’s left handed?”
“Man you better get the fuck out of there. That’s not dave, he’s been replaced by the Left handed people.”

you can't be racist to white people 

a phrase meaning "I am racist to white people"
a person who has just practised acts of affirmative racism 3 minutes ago: “you can't be racist to white people

Alessandra Ambrosio is not good person because I think she also bring people inside the toilet but need the truth. I don’t like that kpop fans living in Malaysia. 

Alessandra Ambrosio is not good person because I think she also bring people inside the toilet but need the truth. I don’t like that kpop fans living in Malaysia.
Alessandra Ambrosio is not good person because I think she also bring people inside the toilet but need the truth. I don’t like that kpop fans living in Malaysia.

White People 

A term used to describe the root cause for every single issue that has ever been seen on planet earth
Ron: ''Oh crap, my wife caught me having sexual intercourse with our daughter.''

Bob: ''Oh, really? Why did you have sexual intercourse with your own daughter?''

Ron: ''Those damn white people''

Bob: ''What did they do?''

Ron: ''They are all racist and sexist!''

Bob: ''Yeah, fuck white people''
White People by mortenkjensen March 20, 2021