jakes

jakes are the feds or anyone who can arrest you

the jakes made sure george floyd couldnt breathe

by annie gur April 29, 2021

Jake

Really bad terraria player, doesn’t sleep, is black and works at State Farm, needs mental stability with his constant money spending, and has a dog named Paul.

Jake please stop playing terraria

Jake we are going broke

by Jakefromstatefarmmm February 20, 2022

jake

funniest mf ever, his brother bradley is better though

person: “jake, where’s bradley?”
jake: “at work”

by friendofidiots June 9, 2023

jake camponella

a ginger nigga with a little dick and cant hold a gf for more than a week

holy shit, its jake camponella! i heard his dick is like a tic-tac

by fuckyoukidyoureadick November 30, 2019

jake

jake velazquez with the biggest cock ever and fucks everyone he sees, if u see him ur mom he said hey, and he will valumptiously fuck ur mom.

damn jake fucked me real hard

by jake with cake September 6, 2021

Jake Paul

A 24 year old ohio boy who fucks girls 5 times a week

Have you watched jake paul

yeah isnt he logan pauls brother

by 𝙴𝚕𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚢𝚢𝚢𝚢 ♡ June 17, 2020

Jake Harris

One of the greatest people ever. Has a giant cock, and is usually very intelligent about most things.

Hey, do you know Jake Harris? He's amazing, right!?

by ilovejakeharris March 3, 2025