How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?

Infinite.

Mr. Smith: Hey Devan! How long could you last in a fight against infinite kindergartens?
Devan: if Luke is with me, eternally.
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Mr Smith: How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?
Devan: Infinite.

by Omnipotens Deus January 9, 2024

How

An expression of shock, surprise or disagreement commonly used in a stand alone manner by black South Africans.

Me: Did you see scandalous article on President Z in the Daily Sun?

Black South African: HOW!

by ~Rudizzle~ May 26, 2017

Tell me how you really feel

A rhetorical, often sarcastic expression used in response to an overtly intense, blunt, or emotionally charged statement. It implies that the speaker has already made their feelings excessively clear and humorously suggests that there is no need for further candor or exaggeration.

Chloe Price: "Blackwell Academy is a shitty place where shitty people go to be shitty to each other and themselves."
Rachel Amber: "Tell me how you really feel, though."

by Alex_Garlic_Decanter April 30, 2025

How sway

"How Sway" is Kanye West's response to something DJ Sway said although no one can remember now what that was. But everyone remembers the response. Maybe it was because the words flowed so well, "How Sway?" That's it. That's all. And now it's an iconic response to someone stating the impossible or just a cool thing to say.

Me: "It's my birthday today!" Cool Cat response: "How swaaay..." (How sway)

by Mrsm222 December 21, 2023

Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me

MM:Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me off?
Mordecai:No bro it's kinda gay
Rigby:You're kinda gay, and then kinda like a f*g.
MM:YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME A F*G.
you know who else called me a f*g? my mom.
Skips:I've seen this before. you called him a f*g too many times.
MORDECAI, RIGBY, WE HAVE TO DO CAKE FARTS FOR MM TO CHEER HIM UP.
Mordecai:I don't think i wanna do that.
Benson:Mordecai, Rigby, you're gonna do cake farts for MM or you're FIRED!!

Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me off?

Mordecai:No bro it's kinda gay

by YADEAD July 22, 2025

We know how to make AGI

Oh really? How'd you figure that out!?

Hym " 'We know how to make AGI now' he says! How'd you figure that out!? 'We DIDN'T! The greatest mind who has ever lived did it for us on urban dictionary!"

by Hym Iam January 6, 2025

How

How do I play with these dark tricky concepts? Well I don’t fucking know! It’s almost like I’m some kind of genius! What could it possibly be!

Hym “Well, I don’t know how I do it. It’s almost as though I’m the greatest mind who has ever lived! But that can’t possibly be the case because then people would treat me as though I was the greatest mind who has ever lived... Hmm... but how else would it be possible? For me to do the thing that you said is incredibly difficult, with ease (literally minimal effort) I would have to be some sort of paragon of intellectual and comedic competence! But that can’t be the case or you would be lauding me for my profound capacity for thought... How indeed 🤔🤔🤔 Hmmmm.....”

by Hym Iam November 10, 2022