Blasted clown

a blasted clown is a filthy dirty dumb ass fucking shit clown that really tries your patience at the very precise moment when you are having the worst day of your entire fucking life and things couldn't possibly get any worse until this dumb ass shit clown motherfucker came along. They just seem to come out of the woodworks at you when you are having a particularly miserable day and they just wanna make your life worse.

Whenever I have road rage it is usually because some dumb blasted clown got in front of me and I start shouting “Move you clown! Move you FUCKING clown!! Move you goddamn blasted clown!!! Move!, move!!, move!!!, move!!!!, move!!!!!, move!!!!!!, MOOOOOVVVVVVVVE!!!!!

by Bill Beef July 8, 2025

clown frown

A face opiate users are known to make when nodding out. The face sags and droops and producing a frown.

His methadone dose is so high that he is sitting there with his eyes closed making a clown frown.

by Kysguy January 29, 2023

The Clown

The clown hidden inside the outer core of the planet scaring the Scared Geologists that make the planet spin. His head is made of columns of titanium alloys. He can only be killed by The Shovel.

"Oh shit! It's The Clown!!!!!"
"Get The Shovel! It's The Clown!!!!!"

by empha September 18, 2023

Clown

A person or persons that acts in a manner that incites ridicule

Wow Payton is really clownin

by Biomel July 17, 2019

Ass clown

When a guy draws a clown on his ass and tells his girlfriend to hump it.

Guy, " hey you wanna hump my ass clown?"
Girl, " sure hot shit!!"

by Charlietheunicorn500 August 11, 2015

Clown

A creepy ass thing that gets you under your bed at night.

I am a clown.

by KroutonMagan April 18, 2019

Clown

Clown:
Someone who represents either fear or joy in an attempt to entertain others.
Those that fear clowns may waste away knowing they are missing out on the wondrously ridiculous clownage that could have been happening before them.
While people who enjoy clowns will probably have the time of their life and slowly be converted into a clown bb themselves.

Honk honk beep beep!

Someone: whoa look, there's a clown over there! What a cool guy.
Other person: boy, if I want such a dingo I'd think that's super neat.

by Kraeyn March 9, 2024