Ass Crispy Treat

A nice solid turd that is fresh from the poopshoot and hard as a rock.
Omg, Stephanie made me eat her ass crispy treats at the party last night
by ChuggyLittleBuddy May 23, 2021
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Ass Full Of Led

Shooting someone, normally suggesting in the ass.
Loan Shark: Gimme The Money!
Guy: I Ain't Got Your Money!
Loan Shark: Get Me The Money By Tomorrow Or Im Gonna Pump Your Ass Full Of Led!
by Del bruv January 26, 2009
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als lilly of iemand anders echt boos is gaat ze crazy ass bitch op zijn /haar´s ass
going crazy ass bitch on his ass
hij had dat ni moeten zeggen nu gaat ze crazy ass bitch op zijn ass
by chair....... August 07, 2020
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Ass Angry

Way more severe than butt hurt.
He skipped butt hurt and went straight to Ass Angry when he found out she cheated with his best friends dads older brother.
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touch ass

Used when someone is being too intense, irritable, combative, or distracted and they need to relax. It means that they need to get laid and stop annoying everyone else because they have not been able to release their sexual frustration. They need to join the "real world" by benefiting from having sex.

It is a play on words with "touch grass" having a similar meaning but with a sexual emphasis.
You haven't stopped talking about Settlers of Catan all day. You need to go touch ass.

My ex won't stop bugging me and trying to make my life hell. She needs a new boyfriend so she can touch ass and get off my back.
by Oolated Squiggs February 06, 2025
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Dumb Ass Fucktard

Steve: “holy shit that Dumbass Fucktard just cut us off.”

Brian: “That was a cross walk.”

Dumb Ass Fucktard: a dumb asshole whose fucking retarded.
by Needlebeetle69 September 19, 2020
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Half ass cheek

Skinheads and people with skin hair cuts who understand a buoyancy of life well enough to know the ultimate fundamental of any existence since weight is burden that has been overcome. The reference is derived from a whooty, her ass cheeks, which half of it looks exactly like the back of a skinheads head and someone with a skin hair cut.
Example 1: Than man is so straight, he an heterosexual everyone calls him a half ass cheek.

Example 2: Lucifer solved the problem in minutes today in class, the lecture teaching the class "she called him a half ass cheek".

Example 3: The sun shine is half ass cheek man.
by Cypharr December 07, 2015
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