A Dirty Tressey is when you're in either a relationship or engaged to her and she acts like a good girl but secretly screwing at least 2 guys behind your back and can never set a wedding date.And one of the others she's screwing is a married man.When confronted denies everything.
I was fucking this woman behind my wife's back, but no worries the girl I was screwing was a dirty Tressey shes engaged so it wasn't anything serious easiest lay ever.
by Hungphilmcgregor June 8, 2021
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Get the dirty mclusky mug.A dirty-shmallow is when you engage in anal sex and then wipe the fecies from your phallic on the other person's upper lip.
A dirty-shmallow: is the perfect ending to the night where he wipes the fecies or dirty-shmallow from his phallic on her upper lip.
by ooimmikeoo June 12, 2021
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Bro 1: hey you should have come out last night
Bro 2: why's that bro
Bro 1: that dirty moofty took a load on an old Nanna and she fire hydranted that shit all over the lads
Bro 2: why's that bro
Bro 1: that dirty moofty took a load on an old Nanna and she fire hydranted that shit all over the lads
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