national doorknob day

On September 16th is national doorknob day!
GeneaBecky:hey isn’t national doorknob day
becky:yeah!
by Someone who’s weird November 27, 2019
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On May 17, you gather your friends and family to play card and board games for the afternoon.
What, did you expect something sexual today?
Actually, I'm sure there is.
Cyan: It's May 17, and you know what that means!
Sapphire: Ohhh yeahhhh~
Cyan: It's National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day!
Sapphire: Oh. Yeah. We could do that too.
by Blues and Dumbness May 17, 2019
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National I Just Be Dick Day

National I just be dick day falls on December 7. Famous Celebrity DVS (Initials used to preserve anonymity) The origin of this phrase started in an apologetic attempt to this day wether it was successful or not is unknown. But nowadays it serves to be the most hilarious phrase when you just wanna be dick!
“I just be dick” Was the words that startedNational I just be dick day
by The Nice Internet Fellow December 13, 2022
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Orange Juice day

a chain of annoying moments when everything act weird, starting with the beginning of a person's day.
by Kermitts November 26, 2014
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National Greer Day

National Greer day is January 5th, a day to celebrate the Greers. January 5th is an important date for greeristiory as greers finally gained independence from their masters.
"Yo I just bought a gift for greer!"
"Why?"
"Because it's National Greer day!"
by Qieen March 04, 2024
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Anti-Powie Day

Anti-Powie is a day that makes the Discord Server "Rats united" Hell.

Rats united is a roblox joke rat group that has died out members.
This day happens on the 23rd of August.
tiky: anti-powie day what is it
grunt: it is a celebration i guess its chaos
tiky: ok
by realtiky August 23, 2021
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It's a day in September in which people are encouraged to act like the gayest assholes in the fucking world.
Oh boy, I can't wait to celebrate International Talk Like A Pirate Day with my tiny, tiny penis!!!
by JeffersonWheelchair May 07, 2022
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