Marty Day

Leaving early from work the day before a vacation starts.

Or

Leaving Early on a Friday to start your weekend

Marty Day

I’m going to take a Marty Day tomorrow.

by 247 JAK November 18, 2023

National Give Head Day

The day of the year where you’re supposed to give head to your friend, preferably ones with names starting with a P or an A, and last names being synonyms of the word “wealthy”. Celebrated on February 18th.

National Give Head Day is celebrated on February 18th.

by Anon112312 February 18, 2022

National Flash Your Friend From Texas Day

Today was Flash Your Friend From Texas Day and she showed me not everything was bigger in texas

Yo she showed me those tits on National Flash Your Friend From Texas day

by Poster Boy June 3, 2025

National Give A Girl Your Hoodie Day

November 16
National Give a Girl Your Hoodie Day

Give any girl your hoodie today (maybe you should even let her keep it for a while)

You want my hoodie for national give a girl your hoodie day???

by Give a girl your hoodie November 15, 2020

Lindsey Schlager Day

June twentieth (6/20) will from this point on be known as Lindsey Schlager Day! This day in history is to celebrate the amazing, talented, absolutely beautiful Lindsey Schlager and all of her contributions to society.

It’s Lindsey Schlager Day honey don’t forget to Venmo her for being so damn fine. She’s too pretty to work.

by Micciarello June 19, 2023

Capitalistic Colonizer Day

A synonym for "Columbus Day" and can be seen in the form of an acronym "CCD" (religious torture, trauma, and violence).

Happy Capitalistic Colonizer Day (CCD)!!!

Fuck Capitalistic Colonizer Day (CCD)!!!

I am off on Capitalistic Colonizer Day (CCD).

by LingDanc803 October 11, 2023

August 5th Justin Day

August 5th is the day where you love a justin and date them<3 Ask them out and if they say no they do whatever you want for 24 hours. I LOVE YOU JUSTINS!!

It’s August 5th Justin Day! That means..

Me : Wanna date justin? It’s August 5th!

You : No way!

Me : Then do whatever I want for 24 hours peasant.

You : Fine! I’ll date you scum bag.

by justinlover23 July 15, 2021