Piss ass

Someone who Acts like they have a stick up there Ass

Why you acting like a piss ass

by Msbaker January 28, 2017

ass goblin

The little goblin in your ass, feasting on foods, turning them into shit, waking up and telling your body about it, and helping you take it out. If you don't take it out, eventually, it will either kill you or force it out by itself.

Jake: *chillin*
Jake: yo dude, I think my ass goblin is waking up.
Michael: I think you need to take a shit.

by Stupid Af July 24, 2021

ass-tricks

when you are going to the bathroom to poop but only fart, ass-tricks

man I just got off the toilet with some damn ass-tricks

by Gary the man with the defos March 9, 2021

bitch ass nigger

American people

Bitch ass niggers refer to American people because United States is full of niggers.

by All women are bitch ass cunts June 15, 2024

National smack an ass week

April 15-19 it’s gonna be national smack an ass week

Just go up to someone and slap their ass and say “it’s national smack an ass week”

by Premethias🧸💵👀 April 14, 2019

Ass Holmes

An investigator off butts. May or may not be a professional proctologist.

Friend 1: I have a pain in my butt
Friend 2: You must visit an Ass Holmes to find out what’s wrong with your butt

Or

Friend 1: omg look at that guy, he has such a cute butt
Friend 2 : you should go talk to him
Friend 1: (goes to talk to him)
Friend 3: look at her, she’s such an ass Holmes.

by Two Bowl Sam March 30, 2025

whole head ass

a phrase used most likely used against someone acknowledging that they are an asshole

Boi you are a whole head ass

by avl.alexx December 16, 2017