Sam matchett

Sam matchett is the goat of life, women bow down to him like he is a god
Sam matchett is fit ♥️😍🥰☺️
by Bigbilllyboist August 15, 2022
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darkness from pajama sam

hot guy thats the antagonist of the game pajama sam 1: no need to hide when its dark outside
girl 1: hey have you played pajama sam 1?
girl 2: yeah, have you seen darkness from pajama sam? hes so hot!!
by cloudydayz88 December 02, 2024
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Sam's Club chiseler

A paid-up member of a “big box” warehouse who solicits his bargain-shopping privileges to other folks who have less-affluent lifestyles, and who therefore would wish to also purchase ordinary grocery/household items at bulk-package prices, but who either cannot comfortably afford the outrageously-steep membership-fees that the bulk-package warehouses charge, or who do not buy enough yearly volume to justify paying the fees. The problem, of course, is that the opportunistic member engages in "chiseling": he does not merely ask to be reimbursed just for his actual expenses in procuring the items for these lower-income folks --- i.e., the total amount of the purchased items plus the cost of any additional gas that he’d consume in the course of obtaining/delivering the purchases --- but also charges a hefty “shopper’s fee” for his “services”… yes, it would be an amount that’s still somewhat less than the total savings compared to what the items would have cost in a “regular” store, but still considerably more than the frugal-by-necessity folks for whom he’s shopping would have wanted to spend to obtain their items in the first place.
Members-only warehouses should quit charging such exorbitant fees to their paying customers --- it creates a fertile breeding-ground for Sam's Club chiselers.
by QuacksO July 24, 2018
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Sam Kitching

The biggest virgin you will ever meet. Is about 5 foot if that and talks like a retired 50 year old EDL member
God is that “Sam Kitching” swear he’s eaten all the curry
by Pp poo March 13, 2022
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Sams boo

The most beautiful kind person in the world. Sam loves her more than anything. She’s beautiful, smart and sexy. Same loves her more than anything in the world. A few of her nicknames include babydoll, boo and baby. Sam wouldn’t know what to do without her in his life.
Have u seen Sams boo?
by Youllneverfigureitout April 05, 2019
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sam foust

sam like his fat ginger cat larry and he loves Freja because she is so cool, funny, pretty and smart.
He also likes correcting your and you’re which is very annoying.
he never stops talking about him being lactose intolerant, pizza or himself
his brother is leng .
he is terrible at speed run and minecraft
he also has very hairy feet and gives butch lesbian vibes
person: did you see that certified beefcake??
other person : yea that’s a real sam foust he can get it
by Urmomswhore May 02, 2022
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sam foust

sam like his fat ginger cat larry and he loves Freja because she is so cool, funny, pretty and smart.
He also likes correcting your and you’re which is very annoying.
he never stops talking about him being lactose intolerant, pizza or himself
his brother is leng .
he is terrible at speed run and minecraft
he also has very hairy feet and gives butch lesbian vibes
person: did you see that certified beefcake??
other person : yea that’s a real sam foust he can get it
by Urmomswhore May 02, 2022
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