A complete and utter asshole. Someone so completely stupid and pathetically nasty that 'Twat Waffle' is literally the only thing you can use to describe them. Anything else is above them.
by NellyJ April 17, 2023
Get the Twat Waffle mug.Super good in my opinion, like this if waffles are better than pancakes... I like waffles better than pancakes and my friend likes pancakes better this will settle our argument thanks!
by the og three May 12, 2023
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When you take a poop on somebody's MacBook, and then close the cover on it, creating a waffle-iron type effect "Designed in Cupertino".
When you take a poop on somebody's MacBook, and then close the cover on it, creating a waffle-iron type effect "Designed in Cupertino".
If you go on the YouTube one more time, I'm going to make you a cupertino waffle that even Tim Apple would be shocked of!
by heilschnaps May 15, 2023
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by Joelsmom January 13, 2023
Get the Waffles mug.by Dont search Cussy January 15, 2023
Get the Waffle Posting mug.The Waffle House is a powerful eldritch monster which is said to have infinite power and knowledge. To contain it the Waffle House must gain a new host a being chosen to contain it's power and share its goods and knowledge with the words. The ritual to find the New Host comes every 1000 years.
Child: Grandpa bro did you feel that wave and what's that bright red beam shoot in the sky
Grandpa: Ah yes, the Waffle House has found it's new host
Grandpa: Ah yes, the Waffle House has found it's new host
by M_Ace January 18, 2023
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Student 1: ABRAHAM LINCOLN
Student 2: Bro stop throwing Waffle's balls.
Student 1: ABRAHAM LINCOLN
Student 2: Bro stop throwing Waffle's balls.
by anonymous January 27, 2023
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