Pluff mud

The inability to speculate what it was you ate from looking at the newly laid poop in the toilet bowl.

After the boys went barhopping together last night, John knew he had eaten something off the sports bar menu but couldn't tell what that was from his pluff mud he just dropped at the gas station on the way into work the next day.

by Turkeybutt1 August 10, 2023

Mud Trench

When you fuck someone in the ass coating your dick with shit then titty fuck them.

I gave Tina a Mud Trench last night, her titties were covered in shit!

by Pointy Ears March 21, 2017

The Kansas City Mud Monkey

When you bone your lady in the ass until she shits on your pecker, then gives you a handjob.

Joanne was on the rag last night and I was horny, so we did the Kansas City Mud Monkey on the kitchen table.

by AK Daddy July 06, 2016

Mud Gun

The human anus in the act of defecation
“Shooting the mud gun” or “taking a shit”

Well it’s 8am and I just had my coffee, time to go fire the Mud Gun

by crbrewski October 29, 2020

mud gate

peepee

A mud gate is where someone pees.

by pepe's little itsy bitsy peepe March 22, 2017

Mud Blood

Half Breed child with a Mud Shark mother and black father (usually out of the picture)

Look at all the mud bloods at the park today.

by Fastcracka April 05, 2025

Mud Blood

Someone who gets tattooed and pierced for all the wrong reasons.

"I wanna get a sleeve, i don't care Whats on it" said the mud blood.

by Fancy Alien Manbot June 05, 2017