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Post Joke Clarity

That soul-crushing instant when you realize your joke landed with a thud instead of a roar, and the only sound louder than the crickets is your own regret.
Tom's poorly-timed joke at the awards show had everyone shifting uncomfortably. As Post Joke Clarity kicked in, he felt a wave of embarrassment worthy of Ricky Gervais at his most cringe-inducing.
Post Joke Clarity by uhhasann April 3, 2024
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Post-Ironic Sincerity

The act of using a phrase or word in a sincere or unironic manner, that originally was only used or meant in an unironic manner.
"What up, Fam"
"Bro, did you just say 'Fam' unironically? You used to make fun of people who say that."
"Oh shit... I guess I did."
"That is some Post-Ironic Sincerity"

Post-Ironic Sinceritism

The act of phenomena of when you use a phrase or word in a sincere or unironic manner, that originally was only used or meant in an unironic manner.
"What up, Fam"
"Bro, did you just say 'Fam' unironically? You used to make fun of people who say that."
"Oh shit... I guess I did."
"That is called Post-Ironic Sinceritism"

Post digging 

Sharing something on Facebook with the intention of a certain person seeing it (usually an insult)
I'm so sick of Michael post digging, everyone knows who he's targeting.
Post digging by Dumbledoresnan April 27, 2024

post skin clarity 

the feeling after buying a skin in a videogame knowing you just got scammed on some bullshit
Bro I just bought the new OG Mudbone skin in Fortnite, but after I highkey had post skin clarity
post skin clarity by nutblaster April 27, 2024
Adult virgin man who realizes that losing his virginity is not the purpose of life and sets out on a genuine journey of self improvement (beyond just hitting the gym) to become the absolute best version of himself enjoying all the beauty life has to offer and one day finding a life partner that loves him regardless of how ugly, short or socially awkward he thinks he is.

Generally the Post-Cel will one day lose his virginity from making a real connection with someone after getting over his issues, but the loss of virginity is not what defines the Post-Cel, it is the chadness of his aura that inspires every man in his vicinity.
Yo have you heard about that "Never give up" guy on YouTube?

-No what about him?

He made a video titled "Being ugly: My experience" and a girl in the comments thought he was cute so they started dating and eventually made a vlog of their wedding. He's the true epitome of a Post-Cel.

-Woah, maybe there is hope for me after all
Post-Cel by Miko02 April 29, 2024

Post nut morality 

This occurs after an immediately regretful nut.
‘Post nut morality hit hard after I creamed her’ said Shrek