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Risky Wank

When a man masturbates, usually at home or at a friend’s, with the door open to increase the risk of getting caught. This can produce a very powerful orgasm.
I had a risky wank at Dan’s last night and he didn’t suspect a thing!
by CircumcisedCanadian January 12, 2020
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soft wank

when you wear a soft glove and have a quick tug
Jordan "Mam guess what i just did" Jordan's Mam"What did you just do" Jordan"I had a soft wank with your glove and its all soggy"
by Softwank69 June 18, 2016
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Whitstonian Wank

The shameful act of standing on Whitstable harbour, giving yourself a reach around to erect the old rogering tool then dunking your corey in some curry sauce and then scream seagull noises so the birds fly down and peck your little pecker off (you get 1 point for every person who looks, 2 points for spastics and 3 points for the feds)
Roger done too many Gary’s last night and tanged a ‘Whitstonian Wank’ in front of like 20 kids last night, he got nicked for animal cruelty and indecent exposure to underage kids.
by Z Noodle April 6, 2021
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Wank

That guy is such a wank.
by sugar.plum January 17, 2020
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Robin wank

A person that's wanking like a beast, often named Robin and in their 13s-14s
Damm, our new neighbour must robin wank alot. We can hear him from across the street!
by Pu$$yZlayer69 January 25, 2017
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Power Wank

Extreme victory mastibation or vigarous public mastibation
As he reached the summit of mount everest, he realised the magnitude of his achievement and the proceeded to honour it by having a power wank.
by Dick Dames April 11, 2016
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Wank

First used as a verb in 1905, the word 'wank' was created as a combination of 'wiener' and 'yank.' Wiener being the slang for penis in the US, and 'yank' meaning to pull with great force. Some historians argue that the word wank is a combination of 'willy' and 'yank'. 'Willy' being more common as a slang for penis in the UK.
"Excuse me sir, but could you please refrain from doing a willy yank in our restaurant. It's scaring the other diners."
"Dude, it's called a wank."
by Dikipedia February 27, 2023
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