a manchild whose own beloved mother dresses him up as a Sims 4 toddler and by miracle, scored himself a super pretty gf who he even doesn't talk to and complains ab it to his gfs best friend whilst she urges him on to literally talk to the cute girl he's dating. oh did I mention that he undoes girls bra straps and claims he's changed when he hasn't done anything to prove so and has a not so secret foot kink.
by swaggymush April 18, 2023
Get the Dylan Mmug. by arandomdudelol December 26, 2023
Get the man face m&mmug. The biggest fucking copy of smarties ever. An Illegal drug that deserves death if you are found eating this shit.
Jake: Yo, you got any M&M's?
Alex: Fuck no, M&M's are shit, now get out of here before the police find you eating M&M's.
Alex: Fuck no, M&M's are shit, now get out of here before the police find you eating M&M's.
by thatweirdkidatschool December 21, 2019
Get the M&M'smug. 1 - qwedcxzrtyhnbvuiol.,m
2 - WHAT THE HELL DUDE
3 - at least he didn't say wesd34rftgvx
1 and 2 - sToP tHaT
2 - WHAT THE HELL DUDE
3 - at least he didn't say wesd34rftgvx
1 and 2 - sToP tHaT
by Deranged Chicken September 13, 2022
Get the qwedcxzrtyhnbvuiol.,mmug. A poor in-midst-mid-age-crisis white woman who got rick rolled by a local guy in hong kong whose not even as familiar as western culture as her.
Hannah M. Ahs recently dumped a 178cm super cute and honest but not buffed australianized hk guy for this cocky hk local shortie who sole purpose of existence on earth is to mock her life for good and undermine her dignity.
by HanSam Lee September 19, 2018
Get the Hannah M. Ahsmug. 
