Sam

Sam is this kid right who just Rants about Shit and When he starts he just doesn’t give a Fuck about anyone else so Kids hate on him because Sam is a Fat kid ya know that one kid who yells out because he knows his IQ is lower than a Brick so yeah that’s a Sam.

Guy 1: Look there’s a Sam
Guy 2: OMG cover your ears Sam is about to speak.

Guy 3: Help! I’m stuck Sam is ranting!

by Ih8Samm June 5, 2020

sam the bam

samuel sam sam ham

sam the bam is so funny

by samthebamofficial June 26, 2021

Sam and nelson

The gayest boys you will ever meet. They like to sleep and touch each other. They say there just "keeping each other company" but anyone that is not deaf knows what their doing. Get wrecked nelson and sam

Liam: see that gay couple over there?
Ian:yeah
Liam:there total Sam and nelsons

by Sam and nelson November 2, 2019

Sam Mitchell

Someone who decides to not leave the house on days on which the most is going on

Why isn't bro at this party? Oh, He's being a Sam Mitchell.

by LingLang19 November 29, 2022

Sam

The most amazing and loving and handsome and beautiful man to ever walk this planet. He's the best boyfriend you could ever ask for, he is really dense and nerdy and oblivious and kind of a dork but he will be the best person to ever enter your life so don't ever lose him

Sam is fucking hot
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by iluvmyboyf September 10, 2022

Sam W

Sam is a lobster he is a bum and is a slave. He pees his pants everyday. His mom does not love him, he is also known as dobby. Rawr.

Sam W goes pee pee.

by Peepeepoo[poo February 15, 2024

Sam

Sam is one of the greats people u will meet in ur life. Sams are very shy but are very nice. But if your gonna date a Sam u should know that they don’t know who to talk to women. If u ever meet a Sam don’t waste your time just date him and he will never break up with u.

Sam is the best

by Disjointed January 13, 2021