Sam

people named sam are annoying little brats that need to get a life. they are always squeeky rats that do everything they can to annoy you so much you want to punch them. sams never wash and you can smell them from a mile away.

eugh can you smell that? there is probably someone called sam around

by eughhhhhhhh March 26, 2023

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Sam

A communal hoe.

THE communal hoe.
The artsy type but still a HOE.
OUR communal hoe.
The responsible older brother.

"This is sam, he is a hoe, but most importantly he is OUR hoe." :)
"sam is good at art, he must be our hoe."

by Whyaminotrealevant October 12, 2020

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The most attractive girl you can know. Most likely has some of the highest intelligence of anyone in the world now. She usually has great humor and is very kind. Shes sometimes sorta quiet but is very loving and kind. And also may have rejected you but maybe not.

Me:Hey!
My friend:Yes?
Me:Isn't Sam So HOT and cool 🔥

by StupidFvckingJamison123 November 3, 2021

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sam watkin

A wonderful human being who thinks of herself before others! Talented and creative with a flare for wonderful flowers! Life and soul of the Party. Brings a huge smile to thousands!

Go and see Sam Watkin, fresh ideas are her thing!

by Bedera July 26, 2016

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Guy 1- Hey did you feel that
Guy 2- yeah, I think. did your penis feel like it was tingling to, that was just a sam. She just looked at you it'll go away.
Guy 1- my dick hasn't worked in 20 years.

Guy 2- your lucky. The sam is has a special gift. Her ass is so big it sounds like two bongo drums and when the sam looks at you your penis seems to be bigger then before.

Man 1-I was a 3 inch pinch. But for some reason I heard what sounded like bongo drums and saw his shining silhouette of an angle. my dick gre 9 inches I'm working as a porn star.
Guy 2. You musta seen a sam.

by #15shouldabeenswallowed January 30, 2022

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