check mid barrel

to commit ownage, to defeat takethebang, to do the unexpected, to seem to defy the laws of legality

hey go check mid barrel

by Macroscopically November 5, 2010

canary check

Taken from the times miners had a Canary down in the mine shafts to detect deadly gasses, this is a check of a toilet after destroying it with your bodily waste to make sure it's clear.

"I'm just gonna use the loo."
"Hang on. I was in there. Let me give it a Canary Check."

by Sir_Rutto September 10, 2019

Seattle Sound Check

How Kurt Cobain met his end

He is either going to get by or he is going to see the big concert in the sky. Right after his Seattle Sound Check.

by Xero Danger February 22, 2025

rubber check

Where a gal promises to "pay" you for a favor by spreading her legs for you afterwards, but then unexpectedly insists that you wear a condom, which of course drastically reduces the pleasure of the act and thus largely negates any true value of said "payment".

Any time that a "willing" chick offers me sex in exchange for my assistance, I always make sure to first ask her if she's gonna let me "do it bareback" before I decide whether or not to bust my ass for her --- oh, I might still help her out even if she wants me to use protection, of course, but I still like to know what I'll be actually getting out of da deal --- I've gotten too many rubber checks in da past!

by QuacksO September 9, 2018

had my friend check new york

When you can’t cum so your friend eats your ass

It just wouldn’t cum so I had my friend check New York.

by Breezyred May 9, 2021

pee pee poo poo check

to know wither to pee or poo.

bro stop u need a pee pee poo poo check.

by dawoodahakbar November 12, 2020

age check

A different way that you ask for the age of an individual.

“Damn girl u cute asf age check?”
“Thank you sm I’m 17!”
“Oh word” *vanishes in thin air*

by BoodyODabloons June 12, 2023