first win of the day

It’s what you typically add on Snapchat or any group chat of any social medium platform when you are in a match of any battle royale game. The funny thing is that no one who puts that up will ever be as good as my buddy Evan. Be careful because currently Evan only plays pubg but he is gonna tear cheeks up in paladins battle royale pretty soon. Anyone who says first win of the day following 4/21/18 is lying since Evan is the only one getting dubs.
First win of day was an inside job, and I bet everything i just said will be outdated but within 3 years. “Oh no way Evan won again using only 8x scope and no gun.” Other dude- “woah totally tubular considering the player base is already on its last legs.”

How many times do I have to rewrite this damn thing in order to get approved
First win of the day is good and that’s how it is defined will this be approved now
by Mc Lil Fookie Bookster April 21, 2018
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Hairy Harem day

things get hairy on hairy harem day January 22
grab the your partners tonight
Hairy Harem day (person one) welcome to the harem you live in a dungeon now and get new clothes every month
by among us sussy balls issaiah November 21, 2021
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National Kiss a Dancer Day

October 30th is National Kiss a Dancer Day! Go find yourself a dancer and kiss them good.
Oh there’s a dancer, Imma go kiss them because it’s National Kiss a Dancer Day
by dancergirl55 October 24, 2019
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National Bully Kris Day

This is a national holiday in which anyone can bully or verbally use their friends called Kris.
“National Bully Kris Day is a nation wide holiday which takes place every Monday.”
by KrisHater123 December 04, 2023
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National Bully Eitan Day!!

On this wonderful day, all you get to do it bully your fellow peers named Eitan. Whenever you see a person named Eitan, you must look him (or her its 2024) in the eyes and pee on his little sister and make his sister hug him for 5 minutes straight and put it on the hub
Person one: Hey, Eitan! Guess what day it is today!!
Smelly Eitan: What???
Person one: National bully Eitan day!!
Eitan: NOOOOO!!!
Person one: YES U STINKY TURD!! GET BACK HERE SO I CAN KICK YOUR BALLS!!!
by Emma Slays January 09, 2024
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National Bully Eitan Day!!

On this day, everyone in the whole entire universe MUST bully Eitan in every way, shape, and form. (January 5th)
Person one: Hey, Eitan! Guess what today is?
Stinky Eitan: What?
Person one: National bully Eitan Day!! (devious laugh)
by Emma Slays January 04, 2024
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On national Population Of Korea day, November 7, everyone has to drink two gallons of spoiled milk and then guess the population of Korea.
Me: Dude it is National Population of Korea Day
Friend: *Drinks two gallons of old milk* 36 million
Me: That was pretty close, it is 58 million.
by Connor ate a Burger November 02, 2019
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