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August 5th Justin Day

August 5th is the day where you love a justin and date them<3 Ask them out and if they say no they do whatever you want for 24 hours. I LOVE YOU JUSTINS!!
It’s August 5th Justin Day! That means..

Me : Wanna date justin? It’s August 5th!

You : No way!

Me : Then do whatever I want for 24 hours peasant.

You : Fine! I’ll date you scum bag.
by justinlover23 July 15, 2021
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National Thigh Pics Day

guy: hey it’s national thigh pics day, that means you have to send some
girl: oh okay, here’s some thigh pics
by gangbeastsgod July 15, 2021
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Give a girl your hoodie day

On 16th July you have to give a girl you hoodie or the days after
To day I have a girl a hoodiegive a girl your hoodie day
by Heyshhhh July 16, 2021
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beat a kyle at pool day

July 16th, the greatest day of the year. Win a game of pool (game pigeon or in real life) against your friend named Kyle. The most glorious day to exist and the only day you will be able to do this.
Person 1: “hey! did you know it’s beat a kyle at pool day?”
Person 2: “no way! i’ll have to send my friend kyle a game pigeon”
by Im_a_petty_comedian July 16, 2021
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Grab your girlfriend's titties day

On july 23rd any man that is in a relationship is given a free grab a titty pass that can be used at any time of the day
If you are a man in a relationship then "grab your girlfriend's titties day" Is for you
by Thrustmaster420 July 17, 2021
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Humble Hetero Day

Celebrated on July 2, Humble Hetero Day is a day to express your sexuality, but only if you are straight. It is the complete opposite of Gay Pride Month, Humble instead of Prideful, Straight instead of Gay, and Day instead of Month. HHD takes place soon after Gay Pride Month but has a buffer day, and July 1st was taken by Canada Day. Instead of wearing rainbow attire, one should wear a black t-shirt(void of rainbow colours), a shirt with straight lines, or a button-down and straight tie.
Person one: What’s the date?
Person two: July second.
Person one: Good thing I wore a tie, It’s Humble Hetero Day!
by tandynbell July 17, 2021
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National Pog Day

National Pog Day is July 18th every year. You are required to pog at least once or you will be murdered.
John: Has anyone seen Keith?
Alex: Nah man, I think he forgot to pog yesterday.
John: Shit, he didn't pog on National Pog Day. RIP my friend!
by unhingednuzlocke July 18, 2021
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