kinky haired trophy

The trophy child of a white woman. That was conceved out of wed lock with a black man who doesn't pay child support.

guy one: wow that becky is really hot. you need to get with that
guy two: yeah she is slammen but you know she has a kinky haired trophy for me to support at home.

by I am prochoice September 14, 2010

Mexican Hair Gel

When a man masturbates into a toilet, and gives someone a swirly

dude after i gave her that mexican hair gel, she combed her hair with it!

by Hatchet Juggler November 23, 2011

wash your hair

the act of smoking marijuana

-do you want to wash your hair tonight?
+yeah but i don't have any shampoo!!
-don't worry cuh, I GOTCHU!

by k-deezie March 14, 2008

Pubic Hair Spaghetti

the eating of pubic hair

Eat my pubes like spaghetti.

or

I hear that my pubic hair spaghetti isn't to bad.

by A1A1 December 4, 2010

Oxen Ass Hair

Reference to one whos hair is unusually curly and in some instances, considerably long and knotted, as if it should be growing out of an oxen's ass. Caked fecal matter as well as twigs and brambles may be present as well. A good visual example would be the "Musk Ox".

Man, look at Doug. He's sportin some serious oxen ass hair today.

by Ricky Lewis January 5, 2009

Soccer Boy Hair

When a cute guy just got done playing soccer or running around and his hair's all messed up.

Me: I know we talk about this guy a lot, but he has super cute soccer boy hair when he gets done running.

My friend: I know he does, I love it when guys have soccer boy hair.

by Cratz October 27, 2012

Blue Haired Bitch

Traits of a blue haired bitch aka BHB

1 uses twitter daily
2 most likly a dream stan
3 most likly white
4 topically over 250 lbs
5 a part of the lgbtq+ community (disabled)
Try to avoid as they're millennial karens

Damn I think your girl's a blue haired bitch, look out

by Fuyo November 9, 2021