The Jesus Boob Cult is a place where fags share trauma and a love of phoebe Bridgers while drinking Jesus’s period blood and eating his boobs. The JBC is very selective of its members and will only allow the gayest of the fags and the gayest of the straights to participate in its rituals.
Person one: are you in the Jesus Boob Cult????
Person two: yes but I’m not supposed to tell anyone
Person one: WHAT how did you get accepted, I’ve been trying to get in for months!
Person two: yes but I’m not supposed to tell anyone
Person one: WHAT how did you get accepted, I’ve been trying to get in for months!
by JBC is life September 25, 2021
by Yes ma’am April 18, 2019
A national holiday on August 6th where all people of all genders that appreciate boobs, come together and celebrate!
“Hey dude what did you post in your story”
“Oh that? That’s my girls boob in my mouth!”
“why tho?”
“because it’s national boob lover day”
“Oh that? That’s my girls boob in my mouth!”
“why tho?”
“because it’s national boob lover day”
by kylerocks August 04, 2021
by baracklover November 23, 2016
by ZOMBIE!! June 07, 2010
What you'd wanna see --- i.e., da "real deal" in person, rather than just a flat, or "2-D", printed picture or screen-image dat could easily be Photoshopped --- to make sure dat a chesty chick is truly as voluptuous "up front" as she claims to be.
If a gal claims to be "triple-D", you should insist on actually viewing said 3-D boobs before you believe her.
by QuacksO February 21, 2023
Boobs you stare at when making a speech to a large audience or when in front of a large amount of people.
Friend: Hey man that was a great speech about synergy.
Me: Yeah thanks dude but I couldn't have done it without that set of crowd boobs in row 4; they gave me that last boost of inspiration.
Me: Yeah thanks dude but I couldn't have done it without that set of crowd boobs in row 4; they gave me that last boost of inspiration.
by Troyay May 23, 2011