When you're fuckkin flossin and you showin out in front of every crew and stealin every nigga's bitch
by I'd rather bang screw January 7, 2018
Get the straight wreckinmug. Girl 1: "I love you!"
Girl 2: "I love you more!"
Guy 1: "Stupid lesbians..."
Girl 1: "ACTUALLY, it's called 'lesbonic straightness', dumbass - we aren't really lesbians"
Girl 2: "I love you more!"
Guy 1: "Stupid lesbians..."
Girl 1: "ACTUALLY, it's called 'lesbonic straightness', dumbass - we aren't really lesbians"
by chickenXscratch March 30, 2009
Get the lesbonic straightnessmug. by ._rocketship_.1 April 6, 2021
Get the Super Straightmug. A fake sexuality to excuse transphobia. Claimed to be a preference but is a mockery of the lgbtqiap+ community.
Person 1: Hey bro, my girlfriend is trans.
Person 2: Ew, so she's a dude?
Person 1: No, she's a girl.
Person 2: But she was born a dude. I could never, I'm super straight.
Person 1: She literally has bottom surgery, how tf would you know. You would only not date a trans women other than genetailia preference solely due to the fact they're trans. You realize you're invalidating her gender, right? That's transphobia dumb shit.
Person 2: She's literally a dude, I'm not gay. And I'm not transphobic.
Person 1: She's not a man, she's a woman. You saying she's a man IS transphobia.
Person 2: Ew, so she's a dude?
Person 1: No, she's a girl.
Person 2: But she was born a dude. I could never, I'm super straight.
Person 1: She literally has bottom surgery, how tf would you know. You would only not date a trans women other than genetailia preference solely due to the fact they're trans. You realize you're invalidating her gender, right? That's transphobia dumb shit.
Person 2: She's literally a dude, I'm not gay. And I'm not transphobic.
Person 1: She's not a man, she's a woman. You saying she's a man IS transphobia.
by I'm literally better than you March 22, 2021
Get the Super Straightmug. A jacket specifically designed for you not to be able to move your arms, body and specifically see your belly button, body, and only be able to see your feet. (Mostly used on for people who go insane because of: Belly button lint) (The belly button lint in women drives them to insanity) (People seeing their own feet is thought to calm them down)
I heard they put her in a straight jacket in the loony bin.
She can no longer see her belly button in that straight jacket of hers.
I had to call to put that woman in a straight jacket, so that belly button lint stops and she can see her toes to calm down.
She can no longer see her belly button in that straight jacket of hers.
I had to call to put that woman in a straight jacket, so that belly button lint stops and she can see her toes to calm down.
by Jacket of the belly button March 31, 2021
Get the Straight Jacketmug. A term used by cis heterosexual individuals when specifying that they will only sexually or romantically pursue another cis person of the opposite gender/sex. Perhaps it is because they only date to marry and want to start a family with who they marry, are religious, or are just sexually attracted to the characteristics and genitals of the opposite sex. However, it comes across as ignorant because
1. when you’re straight it is assumed that you are only attracted to the opposite sex and nobody in everyday society would ridicule you for it.
2. this term is also used as a dog-whistle by people who genuinely hate trans people.
1. when you’re straight it is assumed that you are only attracted to the opposite sex and nobody in everyday society would ridicule you for it.
2. this term is also used as a dog-whistle by people who genuinely hate trans people.
Lady 1: So what was your response when he asked you out?
Lady 2: I had to politely turn him down and I let him know that we could still be friends. I told him that I identify as super straight and explained how it’s ideal for me to date for marriage and have children. It didn’t go as planned... he said he understood, but he had a shocked and heartbroken expression.
Lady 1: It’s not that he was shocked by your preference, but that you used “super straight” which is a common dog whistle used by transphobic people.
Lady 2: I wish I had known. He must’ve felt unsafe.
Lady 2: I had to politely turn him down and I let him know that we could still be friends. I told him that I identify as super straight and explained how it’s ideal for me to date for marriage and have children. It didn’t go as planned... he said he understood, but he had a shocked and heartbroken expression.
Lady 1: It’s not that he was shocked by your preference, but that you used “super straight” which is a common dog whistle used by transphobic people.
Lady 2: I wish I had known. He must’ve felt unsafe.
by femmefata!e March 19, 2021
Get the Super Straightmug. a transphobic fake sexuality made up by hetrosexuals.
suppose to mean you are sexually attracted to people born the opposite sex.
suppose to mean you are sexually attracted to people born the opposite sex.
by ringo rango March 11, 2021
Get the Super Straightmug.