A person whose extended gastrointestinal tract resembles the exaust system (or lack there of) on a "suped-up" '84 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme. No catalytic converter, resulting in that oh-so-familiar rotten eggs smell. No muffler, resulting in a rumble that can shake the neighbors oregano off of their spice rack.
"Have you ever had to share a hotel room with John? Dude's a straight piper...It's impossible to get any sleep with the noises and smells that leak from his body"
by Benji Barker March 8, 2008
Get the straight pipermug. A sexuality that people always say is transphobic but is not because they are being hypocrites because they say that we cannot make and genders or sexualities yet the LGBT community makes thousands more each and every day
Jane: hi I’m super straight
Jamie: don’t you mean super transphobic
Jane: no because phobic is balls in the word phobia which means fear and I’m not scared of trans-people I will just not want to date them and yes it is a preference but you say it’s ok to have a preference but it is being transphobic yet it’s not
Jamie: no you’re just being transphobic
Jane: ignorant
Jamie: don’t you mean super transphobic
Jane: no because phobic is balls in the word phobia which means fear and I’m not scared of trans-people I will just not want to date them and yes it is a preference but you say it’s ok to have a preference but it is being transphobic yet it’s not
Jamie: no you’re just being transphobic
Jane: ignorant
by Cwanja March 19, 2021
Get the Super straightmug. Girl 1: "I love you!"
Girl 2: "I love you more!"
Guy 1: "Stupid lesbians..."
Girl 1: "ACTUALLY, it's called 'lesbonic straightness', dumbass - we aren't really lesbians"
Girl 2: "I love you more!"
Guy 1: "Stupid lesbians..."
Girl 1: "ACTUALLY, it's called 'lesbonic straightness', dumbass - we aren't really lesbians"
by chickenXscratch March 30, 2009
Get the lesbonic straightnessmug. by Chris Simmons March 5, 2021
Get the Super Straightmug. by Newbreed69 May 29, 2022
Get the Super Straightmug. Example:
Guy 1: Whats your sexuality?
Guy 2: Oh im super straight.
Guy 1: What does that mean?
Guy 2: I'm just a really closted gay guy
Guy 1: Oh really? Me too!
Guy 1: Whats your sexuality?
Guy 2: Oh im super straight.
Guy 1: What does that mean?
Guy 2: I'm just a really closted gay guy
Guy 1: Oh really? Me too!
by Aaron_loves_soup March 8, 2021
Get the Super straightmug. Jacob: "Hey I'm super straight"
Emily: "Oh so ur just transphobic"
Jacob: "No it's just a preference"
Emily: "Oh so ur just transphobic"
Jacob: "No it's just a preference"
by some1 w a brain May 13, 2022
Get the Super Straightmug.