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straight piper

A person whose extended gastrointestinal tract resembles the exaust system (or lack there of) on a "suped-up" '84 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme. No catalytic converter, resulting in that oh-so-familiar rotten eggs smell. No muffler, resulting in a rumble that can shake the neighbors oregano off of their spice rack.
"Have you ever had to share a hotel room with John? Dude's a straight piper...It's impossible to get any sleep with the noises and smells that leak from his body"
by Benji Barker March 8, 2008
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Super straight

A sexuality that people always say is transphobic but is not because they are being hypocrites because they say that we cannot make and genders or sexualities yet the LGBT community makes thousands more each and every day
Jane: hi I’m super straight

Jamie: don’t you mean super transphobic

Jane: no because phobic is balls in the word phobia which means fear and I’m not scared of trans-people I will just not want to date them and yes it is a preference but you say it’s ok to have a preference but it is being transphobic yet it’s not

Jamie: no you’re just being transphobic

Jane: ignorant
by Cwanja March 19, 2021
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lesbonic straightness

When you act like a lesbian despite the fact that you're straight.
Girl 1: "I love you!"
Girl 2: "I love you more!"
Guy 1: "Stupid lesbians..."
Girl 1: "ACTUALLY, it's called 'lesbonic straightness', dumbass - we aren't really lesbians"
by chickenXscratch March 30, 2009
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Super Straight

A heterosexual person only attracted to a person born of the opposite sex
Kyle doesn’t date transgender women because he is super straight
by Chris Simmons March 5, 2021
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Super Straight

Someone who is attracted to opposite gender that he/she are born with.
I'm Super Straight so I only date women who are born women.
by Newbreed69 May 29, 2022
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Super straight

A super gay guy that is in the closet and loves to have anal sex with another guy.
Example:

Guy 1: Whats your sexuality?

Guy 2: Oh im super straight.

Guy 1: What does that mean?

Guy 2: I'm just a really closted gay guy

Guy 1: Oh really? Me too!
by Aaron_loves_soup March 8, 2021
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Super Straight

Someone with a PREFERENCE that only wants to date cis people of the opposite sex.
Jacob: "Hey I'm super straight"
Emily: "Oh so ur just transphobic"
Jacob: "No it's just a preference"
by some1 w a brain May 13, 2022
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