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Sleep Watching

A condition of falling asleep while watching TV. Most often seen when a boring show has just ended. It is most often found in Ben Hatley but also is seen in his wife, Olivia. They don't watch TV together much because of this. It is intensely hard to treat.
Ben: Hey Liv, I think 'Bodies in Motion' is on the TV. Want to watch it?

Liv: Sure, but we'll probably end up sleep watching.

Gilad: No you won't!! If you're gonna watch me you better do it?

Myrtle: Stupid Rascal, making me stiff like that. Maybe this will help.

Ralph: Count me in too, I need a workout.

Necky: You know, this is cool. I used to watch this when it was on before. Great workout.

Gil: (laughing at Necky) Did you like it?

Necky: Yes, I did. Used to do it when I was in the Marines. (gives a salute and screams 'Hoorah!')

(Ben and Liv start stretching on each other. Gil is laughing at Ben and Liv.)

Beatrice: Ten hut!!! One, two, three, four, you'd better work yourself some more!

Ben: (yawn) I knew we'd end up sleep watching. This is tough!
by Dusty's Baby Powder March 23, 2011
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Sleep

Me:"Bro, what are you doing?
Friend:"Uhhh.. Sleeping?

Me:"Pffft, dude that doesn't exist

The Universe:*face palm*
by SnowBun_64 April 23, 2020
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Sponsored Sleep

The sleep you experience after spending the day slutting out / slutted out by the love of your life.
What a lovely nights sleep, I'm glad it was sponsored sleep.
by Naaaaaani April 26, 2022
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putting my feet to sleep

As used by Gordon gecko in wall st, “he’s putting her feet to sleep…exit visas are imminent…”
Dude, I feel bad for him…she’s horrible in bed…must be putting his feet to sleep (ie putting my feet to sleep)
by Mr CPE July 6, 2025
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Sleeping Beauty

“ Sleep is Beauty and Beauty is the beast
REFERS TO SLEEPING BEAUTY
I have no idea I just said somethinge and it sounded deep
by cb_14 September 6, 2021
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I really need to sleep

it's 11:25 PM as I'm writing this, and I feel like I need to sleep.
Guy 1: Shit, I'm so tired. Haven't got my daily nap today.
Guy 2: Sounds like you really need to sleep
Guy 1: Yep, I REALLY need to sleep.
by chocolate_nuggets555 June 29, 2025
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Sleep Herding

A pastoralist model of sleep, whereby we catch chunks of free-range sleep as it wanders by, rather than the agricultural model we are used to, farming huge 8-hour tracts of open nighttime.
I only got 2 hours of sleep last night, but that's ok; i'm practicing Sleep Herding. I'll grabs a few naps later today, then maybe 4 hours tomorrow.
by kysstery March 15, 2015
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