texas snake trap

When a girl has razorblades mounted on the inside of he vagina and cuts your dick off with them...

i just got texas snake trapped and now i need surgery! XD

by poopa12345678 November 17, 2011

snake

leiken is a fucking snake 🐍

leiken is a snake beacause he lies all the time

by mysteryuser3426 March 18, 2019

snake

a person who pretends to be your friend but goes behind your back and talks about you. they are usually somehow popular, but you know better to stay away from them. they will try to get to you and your friends, but just to make themselves feel better. you will often find them in school.

girl 1: "she used to be my friend, but she told all my secrets!"
girl 2: "what a snake!"

by wasdwasd123 February 25, 2019

Riki Snake

A weiner at half-mast or a semi-erect boner. As Boyz II Men noted in their classic jam, Motownphilly, it's not too hard, not too soft.

Dude, I was doing sit-ups yesterday in really loose boxers, and I totally got a riki snake.

by Telemok Chedar November 6, 2012

Crum Snake

A person notoriouslly known to only come around to crash smoke sessions. Also, attempts to incuspiculously steal part of the bowl during session in a pretentious way.

Don't be loud about our session the Crum Snake as lurking around and I don't want him in on it, plus I've seen him pour the bowl onto his watch.

by JustDontGiveAF October 26, 2009

snake

overused by 99.9% of the population

"your such a snake"

by snazzypizzaandchickiewings June 15, 2018

Snakes in a Potato

A phrase describing a feeling of great revelation.

Snakes in a Potato!! How did that get there?

by SambucaSally May 28, 2022