hair line salad

To blow someone's wig back. To give a back-hand or a punch to the head that it causes the person to bleed around the hair line.

Guy 1. "That guy says you're an idiot." Guy 2. "Well he's about to recieve a hair line salad."

by Wigsobig February 17, 2008

Mexican Hair Gel

When a man masturbates into a toilet, and gives someone a swirly

dude after i gave her that mexican hair gel, she combed her hair with it!

by Hatchet Juggler November 23, 2011

Soccer Boy Hair

When a cute guy just got done playing soccer or running around and his hair's all messed up.

Me: I know we talk about this guy a lot, but he has super cute soccer boy hair when he gets done running.

My friend: I know he does, I love it when guys have soccer boy hair.

by Cratz October 27, 2012

Blue Haired Bitch

Traits of a blue haired bitch aka BHB

1 uses twitter daily
2 most likly a dream stan
3 most likly white
4 topically over 250 lbs
5 a part of the lgbtq+ community (disabled)
Try to avoid as they're millennial karens

Damn I think your girl's a blue haired bitch, look out

by Fuyo November 9, 2021

wash your hair

the act of smoking marijuana

-do you want to wash your hair tonight?
+yeah but i don't have any shampoo!!
-don't worry cuh, I GOTCHU!

by k-deezie March 14, 2008

Pubic Hair Spaghetti

the eating of pubic hair

Eat my pubes like spaghetti.

or

I hear that my pubic hair spaghetti isn't to bad.

by A1A1 December 4, 2010

Oxen Ass Hair

Reference to one whos hair is unusually curly and in some instances, considerably long and knotted, as if it should be growing out of an oxen's ass. Caked fecal matter as well as twigs and brambles may be present as well. A good visual example would be the "Musk Ox".

Man, look at Doug. He's sportin some serious oxen ass hair today.

by Ricky Lewis January 5, 2009