February 7th

National Alfredo day

Son:Hey mom here’s some Alfredo” Mom:why?” Son:it’s February 7th silly!

by Eman5 November 22, 2020

February 4th “Gay Day”

Be as gay as you want with any boy without saying no homo. It is not gay. You can even touch tips.

Billy: Can I slip my dick in your ass?
James: No, I’m not gay.
Billy: It’s February 4th “Gay Day”, so it’s not gay.
Billy: Oh! Then yeah go ahead!

by anonymous November 29, 2023

February 20

Kick your shortest friend day. ~_~

Shortie: Hey (person)
Person: its February 20
Shortie: cool you can read
person: OH YEAH? WELL CAN YOU FLY?

by uhmMONKE November 21, 2021

February 19th

On this day, you worship anyone named Mya with food.

Person: Hey Mya, I got you food!
Mya: Why?
Person: It’s February 19th silly!

by ShortMcStuffin February 18, 2020

Femme February

For the entire month of February, Women can do whatever they want to men and the men cannot do anything about it

Oh fuck, Jack. Femme February is upon us.
Better get ready, Dom.

by Undermen November 1, 2022

February 18

The day to jokingly ask a random soccer player out

N: do you wanna go out tonight?
M:uhh that’s random
N: Yeah I asked cause it’s February 18

by Yellownote February 17, 2022

February 7th

national get a hug day

February 7th get a hug from anyone you want

by bella wilson February 4, 2022