waiting for the milkman to show me around

(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity, or remain a paragon of virtue

by Sexydimma July 18, 2014

SUMMONER SHOW

something that alen made about 5 years ago and abe will never find out what it is

wow your gay SUMMONER SHOW

by nigajew December 30, 2018

Phil & Jo Show

The Phil & Jo show, a popular show on Zoom TV for high schoolers, aired only once but they filmed multiple episodes. It was canceled by Administrators due to inappropriate behavior because Jo, the host of the show, accidently showed a pornographic image.

As the students sat quietly they watched the Phil & Jo Show relentlessly.

by The Producer November 6, 2020

Show Coke

An alcoholic beverage made by pouring alcohol into a partially drank soda bottle. Typically drank at a diy show that is BYOB.

Person A: Hey man do you want a beer?
Person B: Nah thanks, I’ve got a show coke I’m working on.

by rothebush July 31, 2022

Truman Show moment

An event which seems unbelievably contrived - so much so that when it happens to you, you begin to suspect that you are not a real person, but a character in a celestial sitcom.

(from a Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour episode, ca. 1956) You are in Las Vegas and you and the Mertzes want to go on a uranium hunting expedition in the desert, and children are not allowed. You then discover that a couple you know from New York is staying in the same hotel with their child. Little Ricky then goes to Hoover Dam with the other couple and their child, freeing you to hunt for uranium. The "Truman Show moment" occurs when you discover that the other couple is at your hotel.

by ddstarr August 27, 2012

show me da wae

That way ->

“Show me da wae”

“Go left here and you will see a cinema at your right side, go left again.”

by Marit lover ♥️ January 13, 2018

Show me the Kettle

An term often used to refer to something saught after.

Jim McBurger Vagina: Aww look new badass nike trainers
Cillian Fitzpatrick: Show me the Kettle

by juffmongoose February 14, 2012