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that girl is a real taylor
by wordsnew February 22, 2023
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Taylor Derangement Syndrome

Taylor Derangement Syndrome (TDS) is a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their dislike (or like) of Taylor Swift to the point at which they will abandon all logic and reason. (Mostly seen in grown men and women who previously had indifferent opinions on the artist)

Symptoms may include:

Heart palpations
Thinking in Taylor Swift lyrics

Craving pumpkin spice

Posting online rants
Sacrificing voodoo replica dolls of swift haters
"Did you hear about Maiko? They put her on a 72 hr lock down because of her Taylor Derangement Syndrome!"

"Why is everyone fighting about Taylor?!"

"I think they have TDS! "

"Omg I would die for Taylor. I spent my entire life savings on bleacher seats!! In my broke era!!"

"Bitch, you might have TDS"
by Maiko182022 October 8, 2023
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Taylor

Taylor is a beautiful girl who is also smart and hilarious. She works at a hair salon and used to do gymnastics. She loves to go fishing in her spare time.

A trained fighter, Taylor has a natural talent for kicking everyone's ass. She defeated her brother (a wrestling champion), proving that she has always been the stronger sibling. I fight Taylor very often and consistently get my ass kicked. She seems harmless but is really the toughest chick ever.
I thought I was a badass until Taylor did a spinning roundhouse kick to my face and sent me to the ground.

Taylor kicked butt the other night. Not even Chuck Norris could stop her.
by Reddragon123343 October 15, 2023
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Taylor

A beautiful, smart and funny girl who kicks butt with her karate skills.
Taylor kicked me repeatedly after elbowing me.
by Reddragon123343 October 15, 2023
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aaron taylor johnson

someone: why are u watching anna karenina
me: cause aaron taylor johnson’s in it and he’s the sexiest man alive
by wingsbymm October 16, 2023
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Taylor Swift

stream 1989 -taylor swift (taylors version) oct 27!!
by dementedbunny.ISSUAH$/7:8/ October 16, 2023
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Taylor Swift

An untalented singer that people somehow love and enjoy to listen too (bafoons)
Person 1: Hey do you know Taylor Swift?
Person 2: Yeah she sucks ass Kanye better
by YourAverageHater23 October 24, 2023
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