Dutch Toilet

the act of firmly pressing your anus against your partner’s vaginal opening and farting into it.

“Oh my god, Angela!!!! Taylor totally gave me a Dutch Toilet last night, and now it smells like their hotdog farts when I queef”.

by saak'ma johnson January 25, 2025

Get out of my toilet

When the cable that connects your mouse with your computer becomes longer and longer once you pull it, and you keep pulling it until it gets unplugged.

(Get out of my toilet, along with the definitions was from Flamingo tbh)

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 14, 2021

Toilet Paper

Paper designed for wiping your ass but will most likely no longer exist once the coronavirus is gone.

Son: "Dad, we are out of toilet paper!"

Dad: "Sorry son but every store in america is out of toilet paper, so you are just going to have to wipe your ass with your hand."

by bL0BbY BiTcH March 24, 2020

skibidi toilet

Skibidi toilet is a sigma trend. It started in Ohio and made it's way all around the world. All skibidi toilets have level 999999 GYATT'S. They dislike the totally un-sigma camera-men.

The skibidi toilets were so sigma that it was easy for them to take over the city.

by unknown skibidi toilet May 13, 2024

skibidi toilet baby gronk sigma freddy fazbear threemarche poppy playtime mr beast lankybox fanum tax cringe gyatt bussin in ohio with fortnite poopy tiktok edgelord rizz

the epitome of pure unfiltered unchecked brainrot. the highest level of brainrot

if you have skibidi toilet baby gronk sigma freddy fazbear threemarche poppy playtime mr beast lankybox fanum tax cringe gyatt bussin in ohio with fortnite poopy tiktok edgelord rizz, you need to kill yourself NOW

by nubnerd24 July 24, 2025

shotgun the toilet

When bad Mexican food goes right through you and the person ends up shitting their brains out in an explosive manner.

-Bro I totally shotguned the toilet after eating Taco Bell.

-Shotgun the toilet?
-Yeah dude I basically blew that toilet up like a shotgun

by Gimgers_Snap_69 August 8, 2019

toilet egg

When someone doesn't flush after peeing, and it has time to settle into an egg-shaped "yolk". If disturbed, it emits a terrible odor.

Guy 1: James was over, and he left a toilet egg in the bathroom...
Guy 2: Gross.

by smellyeggs September 16, 2016