California Sprinkler

When two or more people are having an online chat and one of party members involved takes his/her wireless headset into the bathroom and does not mute the mic so the rest of his party can hear him/her take a piss.

The California sprinkler was so loud that I could almost smell the asparagus .

by Ham Theif January 31, 2019

Jasmine Steinke

Pretty ugly, secretly a man with a 10 meter long pee pee. Also, fucking stupid.

"Look, it's Jasmine Steinke."
"Long pee pee."

by PurplePoppieTarts May 21, 2019

agent sprinkles

AN AGENT WHO IS GOOD AT SNEAKING AND IS THE NEXT JAMES BOND.

I HEARD AGENT SPRINKLES SNUCK OUT TO HANG WITH JOEY THE BUG IN THE PARK!

by SARGENT FLUFF June 11, 2019

Titty Sprinkles

A term that artistically describes nipple piercings. The metal jewelry attached to the nipples is similar to that of sprinkles on ice cream, where it tops off the already magnificent dish making it extra appealing.

"I'm going to get my nipples pierced Saturday" said a female. "You're going to get your titties sprinkled?" responded her friend.
"I can't wait to get my Titty Sprinkles done!" -Random male

by The Craft June 13, 2019

ultra stink

the scariest thing known to man kind, holds power above mega stink

“stay away from them, they got that ultra stink power.”

by Chriseggna August 30, 2019

The Sprinkler

When your in the middle or an Orgy and after you finish fucking some chick you gotta pee and they all get in a circle for your nut but you piss on them all in a circle imitating a Sprinkler

Guy 1: Thanks for the sex Linda!
Linda: np now you know the drill
Mariah: Yeah
Guy 1: *Does The Sprinkler*

by Sir Daddy Dank January 31, 2020

reverse stink tittied

where a bearded man takes a shit in a flat womans chest and then tity fucks his own shit.

(rowan) whats the story
(josh)i reverse stink tittied my cousin last night
(rowan)OK im going to leave now

by leanne healy (rowans gf) May 11, 2020