Shark is sleeping

A way of saying “it’s time to fuck”

Yo max I heard Rachel thinks your pretty hot, I think the shark is sleeping tonight

by Mtu9310 May 31, 2021

Sleep Whacking

When a man is masturbating while asleep.

Example 1

Friends Wife - "Can I ask you a personal question regarding your friend?"
Husbands Friend - "Shoot!"
Friends Wife - "I caught my husband masturbating while he was asleep and I could not wake him up."
Husbands Friend - "Was he making Gorilla sounds?"
Friends Wife - "YES! YES HE WAS!
Husband friend - "What you witnessed was an art form known as SLEEP WHACKING, sleep whacking is multi-tasking at it's best."

Example 2
My buddy was telling me about his marital affair the other night. It involved him sleep whacking and it put him in the doghouse.

by deucebiggss1 March 9, 2014

no sleep September

You can’t sleep during September

Friend 1: “I failed no sleep September”

Friend 2: “there is always next year”

by Goober13926 October 9, 2023

sui-sleep

when you're so done with the day, that you just want it to be the next day already so you just go to sleep

man, yesterday I got fired from my job, got a flat tire on the drive home, and my hamster died, as soon as I got back home I sui-sleeped

by randall craig April 9, 2021

Sleeped

To be forcefully put to sleep against one’s will

Sarah hasn’t slept enough, guess she has to be SLEEPED for proper rest

by GuineaPigStalker November 30, 2021

Sleep Shutting

You close your laptop lid during sleep and don't remember it when you wake up.

You fall asleep watching a tv show on your laptop with the lid up on your laptop so you can see the screen, you wake up in the morning with the lid down. You have closed the lid during your sleep but when you wake up don't remember doing it.

Sleep Shutting has the same effects as sleep walking.

by Some Random Guy On The Web June 14, 2015

Sleep

It's when your body forces you to waste time from living

Salty after streaming for 24 Hours went to sleep

by Burritoboi March 27, 2020