nut dandruff

When dried semen cakes up on your pubes

She told me she was innocent but the nut dandruff on her snatch proved otherwise.

by shutupshutupshutupshutup February 13, 2015

Phantom Nut

1) False sensation of thinking you're gonna produce and show out but fail in the most crucial moments.

2) when there's hype and build up that results in empty promises

The Orlando Apparitions were merely a phantom nut against quality teams like Georgia Corn Critters.

by Ba1man3 March 14, 2020

Mud Nuts

Another term for shit stained balls

Tim has mud nuts from anal Anne

by Richard Hangslow December 16, 2018

Black Nut

When a case of blue balls has become severe enough to warrant a medical emergency.

After being interrupted during his 4th attempted sex session of the day, Martin had to be hospitalized for his black nut.

by Sparkelime August 1, 2016

Nut Mugger

An overly aggressive girl/guy who is trying to get into a guy's pants and at his nuts.

Bob: That striper is such a Nut Mugger. She would not leave me alone.

Fred:Yea, she wanted your nuts bad!

by BobDaily2 August 22, 2009

support nut

When you need to release a big fat nut and you ask for help from one of your trusted pals

Bobby: "Hey dude can you help me out and be my support nut?"
Beter: "Sure can my dude but, no homo"
Bobby: "Is it okay if I release it on your mouth brother?"
Beter: "Sure my dude but, no kisses cuz' that shit gay"

by ProLapsedMaster April 21, 2018

Freedom of Nut

the 28th Amendment. Thou has the permission to nut to anyone, regardless of any previous marriage, crush or dating history.

Thanks to Freedom of Nut I can wack one out to Timmy's girl... nobody has to know 😏.

by chicken fried rice jr. December 7, 2020