Leading Light

Rhyming slang for "Gobshite". People who explain quite confidently how things should be done, but really they have no clue, or their own agenda that benefits no-one but themselves.

He's explaining how war benefits mankind, what an utter Leading Light.

by RealityIsASimulation August 16, 2022

Light up Cane

A jolly euphemism for an erect penis. Perfect for the holidays.

“Hey Devan, have you and Mark set up the christmas decorations?”
“We did, I even found Mark’s light up cane!”

by Cowboy Crowbar November 23, 2022

light

The term “light” is another word for easy.

You could say: “Hey bob, that shot you did was light”

by Unknown_475 September 26, 2018

Light The Beam

The winning chant of the Sacramento Kings. After every win, the Kings light a purple beam that shoots into the sky, first introduced in 2022.

*Kings beat the Warriors in 2024 NBA Play In*
Fans: LIGHT THE BEAM!

by SactownKlev November 30, 2024

Victorian lighting

Antiquated sex toys, often powered by things such as candlelight

That broad's sex toys are so crusty, they're Victorian lighting

by BeatleBabe007 October 17, 2024

Blue lighted

Where you haven't had sex in a while and your body is not used to it and you get random boners without thinking of anything sexual

Bro your blue lighted

by Bazza March 5, 2017

beam of light

when you pull out during head right before you nut and cum directly in their eye

she gave me monster head so I gave her the beam of light

by Gaussgamer666 December 9, 2025