hat flicker

When some bro shit happens on you.

That last girl at the bar was a total hat flicker.

by DatMafk October 22, 2018

Mrs. Johnston's new hat

A prince albert piercing

Hey Orel, how's Mrs. Johnston's new hat?

by Eggzylofone February 22, 2024

Hat's Law

Hat's Law is that all moral dilemmas, if discussed long enough, turn into tabletop role-playing sessions.

"My buddies and I were talking about going back in time and killing baby Hitler, eventually Hat's Law kicked in."

by aShrimpFriedThisRice? September 8, 2025

Monkey Hat

When a Haitian shits into a coconut and then puts the coconut on someone’s head

Kaden: Yo I saw someone get a monkey hat last night!
Jamal: That was me!
Kaden: SHEEEEEEESH

by Daddy Piccolae December 24, 2021

Cone Hatting

Where you cover all air holes of a cone, and smoke a fat joint inside. When complete, place the smoke filled cone on top of your head.

Sick Guy 1: Dude, is he Cone Hatting?!

Sick Guy 2: Yeah bro, he must be fucked!

by sick guy 101 June 18, 2012

Toad hatting

When two women wear hats shaped like penises

Jen and Jamie thought they were being funny by toad hatting at work, now they just look like a couple of dicks.

by Paul Sanchez August 31, 2015

Hat-trick

When you put a ribbed condoms on inside out. Now it's ribbed for his pleasure.

Pulled a hat-trick came quick and she never knew the better. Ribbed now for his pleasure.

by RyJerseyVset September 2, 2021