hair line salad

To blow someone's wig back. To give a back-hand or a punch to the head that it causes the person to bleed around the hair line.

Guy 1. "That guy says you're an idiot." Guy 2. "Well he's about to recieve a hair line salad."

by Wigsobig February 17, 2008

Mexican Hair Gel

When a man masturbates into a toilet, and gives someone a swirly

dude after i gave her that mexican hair gel, she combed her hair with it!

by Hatchet Juggler November 23, 2011

wash your hair

the act of smoking marijuana

-do you want to wash your hair tonight?
+yeah but i don't have any shampoo!!
-don't worry cuh, I GOTCHU!

by k-deezie March 14, 2008

Soccer Boy Hair

When a cute guy just got done playing soccer or running around and his hair's all messed up.

Me: I know we talk about this guy a lot, but he has super cute soccer boy hair when he gets done running.

My friend: I know he does, I love it when guys have soccer boy hair.

by Cratz October 27, 2012

Oxen Ass Hair

Reference to one whos hair is unusually curly and in some instances, considerably long and knotted, as if it should be growing out of an oxen's ass. Caked fecal matter as well as twigs and brambles may be present as well. A good visual example would be the "Musk Ox".

Man, look at Doug. He's sportin some serious oxen ass hair today.

by Ricky Lewis January 5, 2009

Sack Hair Party

A party or gathering that you would normally not go to but because of some uncontrollable circumstance you are obligated to attend.

I'm going to a sack hair party wedding in Virginia this weekend. So I cant go to my friends birthday party.

by Hairy sack September 30, 2010

Pubic Hair Spaghetti

the eating of pubic hair

Eat my pubes like spaghetti.

or

I hear that my pubic hair spaghetti isn't to bad.

by A1A1 December 4, 2010