Case Closed Fallacy.

this fallacy applies can be applied whenever you decide to end an argument, but the person keeps going over and over.

(you): I'm done arguing you (whomever)!

(whomever): I'm not! blah blah blah blah

(you): Case Closed Fallacy., leave me the hell alone.

by X allmighty October 10, 2023

quiet closed

Where a fast food restaurant open late at night is actually not taking orders. Usually because all the workers just don’t want to take orders.

“Nah, I’m too tired for this shift. You too? Well then we are quiet closed till shifts over”

by OreganoMeme October 14, 2023

COOKY CLOSER

a long winded way of calling a person the derogatory term "faggot", saying this is a inside way of harnessing the LGBTQIA+ community

"aye did you see that guy, what a COOKY CLOSER"
haha yea man

by fagust November 1, 2023

A Clouded Pilot

When you are skydiving in the air and you take a shit in mid air with your pants pulled down and it hits a fighter jets window and that jet crashes.

"Yeah i did A Clouded Pilot the other day!"

by the one who scrabbl September 15, 2024

Cat Clause By Proxy

Similar to the Cat Clause but the cat isn't physically on you.

For example the cat is sleeping next to you, and moving or getting up would disturb it.

"Sorry I can't get up, my cat is sleeping next to me and if I move it will stop being cute and return to being a menace"

"I can't get out of my room, my cat is sleeping in front of the door and I seem to be in a Cat Clause By Proxy"

by Guulagg October 6, 2024

the closet is fucking glass

to tell someone who is denying being queer that their queerness is too obvious to ignore

lily: bro, just say that you're gay. it's not that hard!
george: i'm not, though??? i'm straight..
cameron (walking by and talking to george): hi, sweetheart!
george (turns around): oh. hi, darling :)
*cameron walks away*
lily: .....
george: what?!?!
lily: my dude, my bro, my bROther in Christ. the closet is fucking glass. how are you THIS dense???

by iamlexiv December 6, 2023

the closet is glass

is used to tell someone that they're borderline homosexual even though they claim otherwise, which is telling them that the closet they're hiding in is transparent, everyone can see them clearly in that closet.

"Dude, have you heard Lady Gaga's song 'Boys Boys Boys'? I'm not gay but it's just sooooo good! She's such a queen."
"Man, the closet is glass .You can just say it at this point."

by sackO'tatoes December 12, 2023