Internet

a place where ones life can change completely.

person 1: I just finished exploring the Internet and I gotta say, it was worth it.
person 2: you haven't left your room in 7 hours, are you sure?

by mr. parenthesis February 10, 2022

dick internet

When your ping is over 9,000 milliseconds. Coined by SML.

Jeffy: Daddy, we have dick internet!
Marvin: Jeffy, don't use language like that!

by ssvbxx January 20, 2023

Dead Internet

Mass produced content generated by AI from idea to publish, created in such a way that no human was ever involved in the making of said media. Often easier to spot than ones where humans are involved.

The triple digit viewcount is often a dead giveaway of dead internet.

by totallynotthewetbandits November 10, 2025

I cOuLd GeT mY iNtErNeT TaKen AwAy If I DoWnLoAd CoMpReSsEd ViDeO GaMeS

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343: I cOuLd GeT mY iNtErNeT TaKen AwAy If I DoWnLoAd CoMpReSsEd ViDeO GaMeS

by BicicletaRusa February 14, 2025

Internet Turd

Someone or some group of people on the internet with less than 100k subs who thinks their opinions matter, so they make unnecessarily long videos explaining their opinion, to whom nobody will ever hear, or care about.

Person 69: I just saw an internet turd in my pornhub recommendations
Person 70: Why are you on pornhub

by UARDEDNOTBIGSOUPRICE March 29, 2022

Internet

1. To use the internet

1. You don't internet enough.

by Adreas Rino October 24, 2019

Internet Terrorist

Someone who weaponizes social media or online platforms to push fake thugs, gang affiliations, or dangerous misinformation—and may even mass-report anyone who calls them out.

Internet terrorists flood feeds with fake gang claims and call it “street knowledge,” then flag anyone exposing the lie.

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 11, 2025